bruised, boozed, and broken boned
this past weekend i played in "Daze of the Disc" which is a frisbee tournament. we played "savage" which means we only had 2 subs...very tiring. my calf muscles seized up and i sat out a game because i could barely walk. i'm sitting here at home soar as shit, masturbating. i have a great clip of 6 beautiful women pleasing each other...mmm. for hot phone sex call 248-2965, and ask for robin.
anyway, it now hurts for me to masturbate. i think i've been doing it too much because when i rub the head on the left side it really hurts, and there is a red mark there... im thinking its from masturbating too much because my average is 4x's a day, and thats not including action from women. im really pissed off because within every stroke lies pain. im wondering how much longer i can last, even though i took a two day break. for some odd reason i've been masturbating now more in my life than ever, and im not really sure why. maybe its just the sensation, or possibly what's keeping me from doing drugs/alcohol... but it's working so it don't matta.
just thought i'd update you on my sex life and frisbee...
may the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and the winds of destiny to carry you aloft, to dance with the stars
signing off...
-luke
anyway, it now hurts for me to masturbate. i think i've been doing it too much because when i rub the head on the left side it really hurts, and there is a red mark there... im thinking its from masturbating too much because my average is 4x's a day, and thats not including action from women. im really pissed off because within every stroke lies pain. im wondering how much longer i can last, even though i took a two day break. for some odd reason i've been masturbating now more in my life than ever, and im not really sure why. maybe its just the sensation, or possibly what's keeping me from doing drugs/alcohol... but it's working so it don't matta.
just thought i'd update you on my sex life and frisbee...
may the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and the winds of destiny to carry you aloft, to dance with the stars
signing off...
-luke