002 ◘ Video

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[The video feed shows one out of two of the Orihara twins, namely Kururi. She's currently wearing a black hooded jacket that has cat ears on them, and a white scarf. Her expression is as gloomy as ever.]

Cold (It's gotten cold.)

Wear... (Wearing my) Uniform... (PE Uniform) Negative... (won't be possible.)

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That's why we should go shopping for better clothes, Kuru-nee! Besides, it's not fun if you don't switch your wardrobe around a little! If you keep wearing the same things, they'll soon have holes in them, and that wouldn't be good at all! Oh, but maybe it would, considering people pay a lot now a days to get holes in their jeans and things. It's fashion, you know? So maybe a hole in your shoulder wouldn't be so badly, but a hole on your stomach might not look good at all!

Better to buy new clothes than wait it out~

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[Oooh, shopping doesn't sound so bad, but still...]

Find... (Perhaps we should find) Job? (A part-time job?)

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Mm, that's not a bad idea at all! And since its the Christmas season, people must be hiring! I wonder what we should do about resumes, though -- it's not like we can put anything that's relevant if we're in a totally different world. Oh, but we can probably get Iza-nii to write us some reference letters, and conveniently pretend that we aren't related to him. That solves one thing!

What kind of job do you think we should get, Kuru-nee?

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Retail? (We could work at a store.)

[Don't you DARE say we should work at a maid cafe, sis. :|]

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[Aw, but you'd look so cute in a maid dress, sis. D: That, and we can fight off perverts together. How cool is that.]

Bo-ring~ It's a dream world! There has to be something more interesting! Maybe we can get a job acting as Santa's little elves, or maybe as a greeter at one of those convention centers, or maybe even as live-in maids! You have to think about the possibilities, Kuru-nee.

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[Well, maaaybe. We can be like Aaliyah from Maid*Machinegun~ :D]

Rather... (I'd rather do) Easy... (something more easy.)

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[Totally settled, amirite?]

Nothing is too hard for us! I think. At any rate, we won't know what's out there unless we actually go and look for jobs. Oh! Let's make 'jobs wanted' signs, and hang them around our necks! And parade down the street and ask if street vendors would take us in!

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Work? (Will that actually work?)

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We won't know unless we try! So come on, come on! Let's get some markers and some cardboard right away!

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[Guess there's no stopping her.]

... Fine.

[Actually, she has an idea. She grabs a pen and paper and scribbles an elaborate "PLEASE! Someone BUY ME!!!", complete with flowers.]

Good? (Is this good?)

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[Have a face-full of Mairu, Kururi.]

Now that's my sister! Now, I'll just make a matching one-- [Aaaand, using her own paper and pen--

"Top rate goods! EXPERIENCED!"

She just. Bursts out laughing.]

We should stand next to each other! And walk hand in hand! Hey, I'm getting all excited for this right now! Can we go now? Now would be a good time, right?

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[oh u. Kururi will just nod in agreement. Nothing better to do, anyway.]

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Then let's go! I'll meet you outside in five! Oh, but we should probably drop by Iza-nii's place to pick up some cardboard. Paper doesn't look convincing enough.