014-- post Risk Match

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I swear, the level of cheating on this smegging ship

Well, that blasted tournament is over. It's time I'll never get back and I can't say it was run particularly well. It doesn't do much when you can't roll your own defense dice and have to rely on your competitors to roll for you. "Oh, yes! Please save me from your invading army, General! I'd be

Comments

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Risk isn't about historical accuracy! It's about what might have been. And France might have been a world power if put into the right hands-- my hands!

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Yes, well, that's easy for you to say. You could have rolled anything you wanted-- I'm at the mercy of others!

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Of course it's just a smegging game! But games have rules and when those rules are broken, it's no fun for anyone!

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If everyone else was cheating, you'd be unhappy as well.

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They are cheaters!

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Cheating is also throwing bad rolls intentionally to cause your opponent to lose.

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You most certainly can!

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It's just the sort of thing they would do!