Filtered to Wardens-- Rimmer is a douchebag

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I must say, this is a perfectly marvelous turn of events. I mean, once you get past the fact that my inmate seems to have thrown all obstinacy to the wind and decided he is in love with one Arnold J. Rimmer. But ah! There is some good news in all that! It seems he's quite willing to do whatever I ask of him, provided I give him some hope of

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And of course Sam has to be... Sam

[bythe_books]

This is completely unethical behaviour.

Poor Sam

[hologramatic]

As I've said before, he's willing.

[bythe_books]

No, he isn't! Not really, anyway. Would you consider yourself willing if somebody put a... a bloody love spell on you?

[hologramatic]

This isn't a "love spell". It's a mind-changing experience.

[bythe_books]

It's a love spell.

[hologramatic]

No, it's not.

[bythe_books]

In what way is this NOT like a love spell?

[hologramatic]

Well, there's no magic to it, is there? It's explained away by the fact that this is some sort of flood.