Private to Barney

[hologramatic]

Just wanted to check in and see how it was going. I was wondering how you're doing on the "toilet cleaning" front-- you know, with your suits at stake and all. Of course, you don't need me to remind you, I'm sure.

Comments

[supersuitup]

You're in luck: I already did it.

[hologramatic]

I find that hard to believe as you've been nowhere near my lavatory.

[supersuitup]

Dude, you can clean your own! I'm not your personal maid!

[hologramatic]

What's that, Barney? You don't want your suits back unharmed?

[supersuitup]

Why are you so horrible? Is it because you've never had a friend before?

[hologramatic]

Have you considered the possibility that I want you to do the work, you gimboid?

[supersuitup]

You mean the totally arbitrary work that you forced on me because of your weird grudge against me for being assigned to you?

[hologramatic]

...and your involvement in the riot.

[supersuitup]

I wasn't involved!

[hologramatic]

You were there, Stinson. And you did nothing to prevent it.

[supersuitup]

You know that like, every Inmate knew about it, right? So why am I getting punished while everybody else who didn't speak up, but-- like me-- didn't hurt anybody gets away with it! That is just... unconstitutional!

[hologramatic]

Because that's up to their wardens. And you're my inmate.

[supersuitup]

Gee, when you put it like that, I feel like I'm in such good hands.

[hologramatic]

Well, I'm through distracting you from your chore. Chop chop! Back to work!

Maybe you can have your suits back by dinner if you hurry.

[supersuitup]

Oh, it'll get done.