Whoa. Dude.
I just e-mailed in my (allegedly) final piece of graduate-school paperwork.
Because the deadline for this paperwork is Sunday.
Because I'm going to be done with graduate school in seven weeks.
Buh? How the hell did that happen?
In other news, my track adviser looked at my track-completion form, asked me how I'd done in Advanced Databases, and asked if I'd considered continuing as a research student. Which was very flattering. But no.