Fashion Cover
Title: Fashion Cover
Rating: R
Disclaimer: As far as I am aware, this never happened.
Warnings: Slash, Implied Adult Content
Summary: "Wear a turtleneck or something."
Author's Notes: This post-sex scene has been in my head for the past couple of days...posted today in honor of the Golden Globes.
Jude looked at himself in the mirror and frowned at the still prominent mark on the side of his neck.
"Are you done yet, Judsie? We're going to be late for the premiere if you don't hurry up in there!" hollered Robert from the other side of the bathroom door.
"If we are late, it's your fault!" Jude shouted back as Robert poked his head around the door.
"I'm not the one trying to use cosmetics to hide a bite mark," Robert pointed out, indicating the make-up kit lying open on the sink. "Wear a turtleneck or something."
"I don't own a turtleneck, Robert," snapped Jude.
"There's other ways to cover your neck besides a turtleneck, Judsie. Sexier ways," Robert replied before he wandered off to go through Jude's wardrobe.
"Why did you have to bite my neck today of all days, Robert?"
"Because I didn't want anyone trying to take what's rightfully mine," Robert replied as he found something that would work perfectly.
"And just who do you think is going to be trying that while I'm hanging off your arm?" Jude wondered aloud as Robert returned to the bathroom with his prize.
"Kelly might."
Robert held a red scarf out to Jude as he spoke.
"I'm pretty sure Kelly wouldn't do that, especially after she walked in on us kissing each other behind her trailer," Jude remarked as he took the scarf from Robert.
"Let's just think of it as a preemptive strike, Judsie dear," Robert declared as Jude wrapped the scarf around his neck, covering up where Robert had bitten him only hours earlier.
"Like the weapon you only have to use once?" Jude asked innocently as he came out of the bathroom.
"Something like that, I suppose," Robert acknowledged. "Though I don't see how."
"Don't think too much about it, we've got a premiere to go to," Jude replied with a smirk.
Rating: R
Disclaimer: As far as I am aware, this never happened.
Warnings: Slash, Implied Adult Content
Summary: "Wear a turtleneck or something."
Author's Notes: This post-sex scene has been in my head for the past couple of days...posted today in honor of the Golden Globes.
Jude looked at himself in the mirror and frowned at the still prominent mark on the side of his neck.
"Are you done yet, Judsie? We're going to be late for the premiere if you don't hurry up in there!" hollered Robert from the other side of the bathroom door.
"If we are late, it's your fault!" Jude shouted back as Robert poked his head around the door.
"I'm not the one trying to use cosmetics to hide a bite mark," Robert pointed out, indicating the make-up kit lying open on the sink. "Wear a turtleneck or something."
"I don't own a turtleneck, Robert," snapped Jude.
"There's other ways to cover your neck besides a turtleneck, Judsie. Sexier ways," Robert replied before he wandered off to go through Jude's wardrobe.
"Why did you have to bite my neck today of all days, Robert?"
"Because I didn't want anyone trying to take what's rightfully mine," Robert replied as he found something that would work perfectly.
"And just who do you think is going to be trying that while I'm hanging off your arm?" Jude wondered aloud as Robert returned to the bathroom with his prize.
"Kelly might."
Robert held a red scarf out to Jude as he spoke.
"I'm pretty sure Kelly wouldn't do that, especially after she walked in on us kissing each other behind her trailer," Jude remarked as he took the scarf from Robert.
"Let's just think of it as a preemptive strike, Judsie dear," Robert declared as Jude wrapped the scarf around his neck, covering up where Robert had bitten him only hours earlier.
"Like the weapon you only have to use once?" Jude asked innocently as he came out of the bathroom.
"Something like that, I suppose," Robert acknowledged. "Though I don't see how."
"Don't think too much about it, we've got a premiere to go to," Jude replied with a smirk.