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causesheartburn November 9 2010, 03:19:43 UTC

[Ring ring. Ring ring.]

Voicemail picks up. Guess who's leaving you a message, John?]

Good evening, Dr Watson! How's the loyal hound and his master these days? A little bird told me that you're ignoring my friend request? I'm hurt. I thought we were pals; I bought you a nice little vest and everything, remember?

Of course, maybe you just haven't noticed yet. No excuse to not have noticed now!

[A laugh and he hangs up.]

[NOT CALLING YOU BACK, JIMBO] holmes_blogger November 9 2010, 03:24:52 UTC

[ John looks very annoyed. His finger hovers over the delete button...but Sherlock may want to hear it.

Or maybe he should just delete it and not even tell Sherlock about it?

Hmm... ]

[THAT'S FINE I'LL JUST SPAM TEXT YOU] causesheartburn November 9 2010, 03:35:54 UTC

[30 minutes later]

Still waiting!

[TEXT] causesheartburn November 9 2010, 03:36:38 UTC

Stiiiillll waiting!

[TEXT] causesheartburn November 9 2010, 03:37:31 UTC

[5 minutes.]

Is there a Dr Watson in the house? Paging Dr Watson.

[TEXT] DONE causesheartburn November 9 2010, 03:38:54 UTC

[14 seconds]

Come now, why are we being so stubborn~? Even Sherlock had enough sense to friend me back. LOL. Him and that annoying brother of his, too.

[Text] holmes_blogger November 9 2010, 03:50:04 UTC

Blocking your number

[TEXT. FROM A DIFFERENT NUMBER.] causesheartburn November 9 2010, 03:51:57 UTC

How cute.

[Text] causesheartburn November 9 2010, 04:07:37 UTC

Helloooooo?

[Text] i'm horrible i'm sorry causesheartburn November 9 2010, 04:08:12 UTC

(Echo echo echo.)

[Text] causesheartburn November 9 2010, 04:10:09 UTC

Ground control to Major Tom!

[Text] causesheartburn November 9 2010, 04:10:57 UTC

I don't know why you say good-bye, I say hello.

[Text] causesheartburn November 9 2010, 04:13:11 UTC

All I want to do is, baby, be friends with you.

[Text] causesheartburn November 9 2010, 04:14:59 UTC

Bonus points for catching the references, Doctor! Are you as mentally handicapped when it comes to popular culture as your beloved consulting detective? I hope not!

[Text] holmes_blogger November 9 2010, 04:20:25 UTC

[ Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete. ]

[Text] causesheartburn November 9 2010, 04:23:55 UTC

My poor little messages are being sent to cyberspace heaven, aren't they? :'(

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