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hollywoodgrrl

5 Hours Later and...headkeyboard

May 27, 2007 17:14

My Sunday was spent on the phone with the Sony guys Phil and Dave (both extremely helpful dudes) who have been trying to help me figure out what the frelling frak is going on with my computer that it will load some sites but not others.

And it took pretty much 5 hours for me, that's right me, to realize that I, that's right I, am a fucktard. The ( Read more... )

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einhorn_13 May 28 2007, 07:53:07 UTC

You shoulda asked the both of them on a date. At least then you'd gotten your money's worth :P

hollywoodgrrl May 28 2007, 17:10:08 UTC

I know, right? I tried to flirt in the awkward silences when I was waiting for my computer to restart and stuff. Heh. ;)

einhorn_13 May 28 2007, 18:52:23 UTC

Suddenly, I think there's something wrong with my computer.

"Oh, yes, thanks for helping me fix my computer problem."

"You're very welcome. And we only charge you 2.99 a minute!"

"Well, now you've got my phone number. Uhm, call me... *starts stuttering, starts running* BYE!"

hollywoodgrrl May 28 2007, 18:57:25 UTC

"Oh, yes, thanks for helping me fix my computer problem."

"You're very welcome. And we only charge you 2.99 a minute!"
"So what are you doing now? Oh you're taking down notes on my account. Are they...dirty notes?"

*silence*

"What are you wearing?"

*computer guy hangs up*

einhorn_13 May 28 2007, 19:06:49 UTC

"Are you sure you don't ... need to come over and have a look at it. I mean, are you really, really, really sure? I have coffee! And muffins!"

Oh God, that hurt. I think I just ruptured my spleen from laughing too hard. I ♥ you :D

Also, I may have had not-quite-as-racy e-mails with the IT guy at work ... until I found out what he looks like and that he smells like stale cigarette butts.

Here, have some Sam. There's enough of him for everyone. He is a cylon, after all. No performance issues, either (says so in the user's manual).

hollywoodgrrl May 28 2007, 20:39:38 UTC

Hee! <33333333 :D

Also, I may have had not-quite-as-racy e-mails with the IT guy at work ... until I found out what he looks like and that he smells like stale cigarette butts.
Omg, ew. Hate when that happens. Reminds me of all those chatroom experiences back in the day. ;)

Here, have some Sam. There's enough of him for everyone. He is a cylon, after all. No performance issues, either (says so in the user's manual).
Thankee! *takes Sam, checks manual just to be sure* *shifty eyes*

einhorn_13 June 2 2007, 20:45:46 UTC

(Let's talk about something other than the scary amount of unanswered comments in my inbox.)

Hah, oh, yeah, I definitely remember those chatroom experiences back in the day. Uhm, when I was in the US, I kept e-mailing/ICQ-ing this guy I'd never met from back home. And when I got back, he promised to be at the airport ... and he was, and oh boy, that was a mistake. To this day, I still blame my bad luck with men on how I pretended not to see him (looking like a lost puppy). Karma's a bitch.

NO WORRIES WITH THAT ACTION FIGURE SAM! IT'S ALL HARD PLASTIC!

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