fucking loser ass survey
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? is angry the same as pissed off...oh well it's none of your business I told the people i wanted to!
2. What is your weapon of choice? either a razorblade or my hands...
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? if he hit me first...
4. How about of the same sex? Uh yeah if it's worth it
5. What is your pet peeve? spit makes me gag so bad, and people's eating habits i get really nervous/uncomfortable when i watch people eat
6. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i usually let them go...what's the use of having the stress...
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? exercise...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? like 5pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: no one really...probably my grandma...that's kinda bad...the fucker can call me though right
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I don't really make excuses
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? holy shit yes...the knife one I think everyone watches that one!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? wow...i feel like a chunker trying to think of that one...
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? alarm clock?!?!
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? uhhhh
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? meat the sound of it right now makes me want to throw up but defiantely white...gross dark...ewww
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? lol like 8 shots of vodka wow
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nada
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yeah...
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? salty and spicy mmmmm
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH?" haha what the fuck...yes
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? too many to count man...*laughs*
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? see above*laughs*
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? yes definately lol
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes and mouth...those aren't body parts are they???
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? yes...have i taken it...yes HOOKER HUNTING!!!! mel!! do i prostitue should be the next question and the answer would be...yes!
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no
1. How many credit cards do you own? none damn it!
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? naughty time novelty haahh just kidding
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy a nice car...not and expensive one...just like a nice one...maybe go to europe or a sunny place for a couple months take my friends...and buy a house...
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? if you are famous would you be rich??? probably famous
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? sure why not you can always quit if it gets too boring
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes...hehe nothing of great importance though
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? a lot
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? ummm who knows...
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? who knows...dammit i suck
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? to be happy and loved
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? heck yea
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? umm i dont think so
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? nope
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? spent time with my friends...i do that all the time...hahahahaha
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? i want to be all of my friends they are wonderful people...
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? it wouldn't matter...we all are moving in together sooo umm yeah lol
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? someone mysterious...i don't know maybe like a witch or a psychic not like miss cleo or whatever but a cool ass one...or maybe like a famous poet...that would be sweet or what about a princess oh yea!!! or dracula hehe i want to be a lot of people like maybe angelina or christina ricci!
4.Have you ever been cheated on? who knows...
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? obviously
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? happiness and trust
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? hell no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Gluttony and anger muahahahahaha!!!
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none
2. What religion were you raised as? protestant...or something maybe greek orthodox but that was only with my grandma
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? yes
5. What was the last promise you broke? i try to avoid that
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? no
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? ??
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? happiness, trust, and love...
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? maybe...yes...no...i don't know
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? naw...
6. Do you gamble? no
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? some children abuse ones...and save the animals...
2. What causes have you given money or time to? some child abuse ones...eating disorder ones...and animal ones...i used to give money to them a lot...damn...
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yeah
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? who knows what can happen some psychic told my mom i would join the peace corps...that may be a cool thing
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? sometimes
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? no, but i would
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? i'm always there for people when they need me
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? lonliness, swimming underwater and having something trap me under there and i drown ewww bad dreams about that one...and the most BIRDS!!! ahhhh
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? batman...of course...
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? yes
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? courage
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? no
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? both
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? depends...i don't think we are fighting for anything good...what's the use of war...so i would probably find a way outta it...
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? depends...if you have full proof that the person is guilty...and i think it is gay that people can appeal death penalty...but yes i do think many people that are on death row deserve it...
4. Which should be guaranteed legal: ehhh what??
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? who?
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? definately OJ hell yeah...
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no but my grandma wrote a letter from her cats to bill clinton's cat hahahaha she's a great lady....
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? food...haha diana!
2. Do you collect anything? fairies and disney stuff...
3. Are you addicted to anything? music...many of things
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? yeah
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: leave my friends for 2 years...that sucked it'll never happen again that's for damn sure
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? yes...majorly sometimes
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? ??? probably my mum she's been through alotta shit...
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? yeah for the 9/11 thing
3. Do you take advice when it's given? sometimes
4. What area are you wisest in? probably psychology and art definately those two...
5. Do you drive defensively? yes...
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? nope
Would you ever? nope
7. What did you learn today? that i must be a loser to fill this whole thing out...
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? fortitude
1. Who did you last get angry with? is angry the same as pissed off...oh well it's none of your business I told the people i wanted to!
2. What is your weapon of choice? either a razorblade or my hands...
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? if he hit me first...
4. How about of the same sex? Uh yeah if it's worth it
5. What is your pet peeve? spit makes me gag so bad, and people's eating habits i get really nervous/uncomfortable when i watch people eat
6. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i usually let them go...what's the use of having the stress...
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? exercise...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? like 5pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: no one really...probably my grandma...that's kinda bad...the fucker can call me though right
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I don't really make excuses
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? holy shit yes...the knife one I think everyone watches that one!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? wow...i feel like a chunker trying to think of that one...
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? alarm clock?!?!
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? uhhhh
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? meat the sound of it right now makes me want to throw up but defiantely white...gross dark...ewww
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? lol like 8 shots of vodka wow
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nada
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yeah...
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? salty and spicy mmmmm
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH?" haha what the fuck...yes
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? too many to count man...*laughs*
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? see above*laughs*
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? yes definately lol
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes and mouth...those aren't body parts are they???
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? yes...have i taken it...yes HOOKER HUNTING!!!! mel!! do i prostitue should be the next question and the answer would be...yes!
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no
1. How many credit cards do you own? none damn it!
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? naughty time novelty haahh just kidding
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy a nice car...not and expensive one...just like a nice one...maybe go to europe or a sunny place for a couple months take my friends...and buy a house...
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? if you are famous would you be rich??? probably famous
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? sure why not you can always quit if it gets too boring
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes...hehe nothing of great importance though
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? a lot
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? ummm who knows...
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? who knows...dammit i suck
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? to be happy and loved
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? heck yea
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? umm i dont think so
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? nope
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? spent time with my friends...i do that all the time...hahahahaha
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? i want to be all of my friends they are wonderful people...
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? it wouldn't matter...we all are moving in together sooo umm yeah lol
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? someone mysterious...i don't know maybe like a witch or a psychic not like miss cleo or whatever but a cool ass one...or maybe like a famous poet...that would be sweet or what about a princess oh yea!!! or dracula hehe i want to be a lot of people like maybe angelina or christina ricci!
4.Have you ever been cheated on? who knows...
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? obviously
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? happiness and trust
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? hell no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Gluttony and anger muahahahahaha!!!
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none
2. What religion were you raised as? protestant...or something maybe greek orthodox but that was only with my grandma
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? yes
5. What was the last promise you broke? i try to avoid that
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? no
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? ??
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? happiness, trust, and love...
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? maybe...yes...no...i don't know
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? naw...
6. Do you gamble? no
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? no
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? some children abuse ones...and save the animals...
2. What causes have you given money or time to? some child abuse ones...eating disorder ones...and animal ones...i used to give money to them a lot...damn...
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yeah
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? who knows what can happen some psychic told my mom i would join the peace corps...that may be a cool thing
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? sometimes
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? no, but i would
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? i'm always there for people when they need me
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? lonliness, swimming underwater and having something trap me under there and i drown ewww bad dreams about that one...and the most BIRDS!!! ahhhh
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? batman...of course...
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? yes
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? courage
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? no
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? both
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? depends...i don't think we are fighting for anything good...what's the use of war...so i would probably find a way outta it...
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? depends...if you have full proof that the person is guilty...and i think it is gay that people can appeal death penalty...but yes i do think many people that are on death row deserve it...
4. Which should be guaranteed legal: ehhh what??
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? who?
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? definately OJ hell yeah...
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no but my grandma wrote a letter from her cats to bill clinton's cat hahahaha she's a great lady....
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? food...haha diana!
2. Do you collect anything? fairies and disney stuff...
3. Are you addicted to anything? music...many of things
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? yeah
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: leave my friends for 2 years...that sucked it'll never happen again that's for damn sure
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? yes...majorly sometimes
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? ??? probably my mum she's been through alotta shit...
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? yeah for the 9/11 thing
3. Do you take advice when it's given? sometimes
4. What area are you wisest in? probably psychology and art definately those two...
5. Do you drive defensively? yes...
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? nope
Would you ever? nope
7. What did you learn today? that i must be a loser to fill this whole thing out...
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? fortitude