El Chupacabra!

[hollywood666]

They found a dead chupacabra and are going to stuff it!

There are only two possible explanations:
1. It's yet another funny dog or sick coyote.
2. Last time I had 特セックス some of my alien seed pods got all the way to Texas.

Oh well, it'll make a cool taxidermy either way. Here's hoping for red light-up eyes.

Comments

[hellbites]

Must've been some good 特セックス to get your alien seed pods to Texas! Though, if that "chupacabra" is yours, it's somehow cuter than I would've expected. And balder.

[hollywood666]

Mmh, so good I could barely fit my tentacles back into my pants!

Now now, don't dis, you're just jealous that YOUR 特セックス pods don't go all the way to Texas.

[hellbites]

Oh, don't worry, my 特セックス seed pods do get around more than enough! :D ... okay, maybe slightly less so than Mitsuo's, but at least with more chin.

[hollywood666]

So would you say the average chupacabra has a chin? This could prove significant in paternity issues.

[hellbites]

Hmm, a very good point. I think they usually do, so we can at least safely assume that Mitsuo's not the originator of these seed pods?

It does still make you a candidate, though...

[hollywood666]

I'm always a candidate when it comes to seed pods!