I wonder....
Questions.......
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
This has been question time with steve.
~The Steve
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
This has been question time with steve.
~The Steve