A Never Ending Tale- Generation 3 of Flame Touchers- Chapter 7
Why hello :D It seems like such a long time since a chapter last came out, huh?
Anyway, I have some news that wont necessarily affect my game, but my computer erased every file I had on there so I can't retrieve any homework :( Just felt like sharing that. Oh and for those of you who say WTF to this, then let me just tell you my sims are on my SISTER'S laptop. Kay? Now we got my dramatic life over let's carry on shall we?
**Contains swearing and sad things, viewer discretion is fucking advised... ;)***
Last time:
-Blaze had been secretly going on MSN and had been having conversations with 'Leliah'...hmmm
-The maid wanted to have a three way with Feli and Josh
-Mikey got a sexual promotion
-Josh took all the kids out to the park and Iggy met a special someone
- Serafine and Ignacia had their birthdays and entered into adulthood.
Read it here!
Just to let you guys know that Stiles is unable to get back to his grave. Yeah, I don't mind echo's or ghostly noises in my house at all, it makes my gaming so much more comfortable -_-
Stiles- Ha ha, I feel so welcomed now! I'm gonna eat the last waffles, do you mind?
*facepalm*
Feli- I hope I get to finish my lifetime wish before I pass on into the underworld.
Yeah, not likely! I mean, you always play on the computer games! You never play chess.
Feli- It's nice to know you care about my well being.
Josh- Now Serafine dear, I know you're a young and fine woman now, but you need to control your 'urges'.
Josh- I just don't want my little princess to get hurt, that's all. I want to know you'll always think about ponies and unicorns instead of those mind-controlling drugs or sex or--
Serafine- Grandpa, I'm fine! Honest! I don't think about that anyway, I'm more into writing stories and studying--
*coughNERDcough*
Sera- Anyway, what I'm trying to say is- I'll always be your little angel. I promise I'll make you proud.
Josh- *sniff* You are definatly my favoured Grandchild. Promise me you'll never get hurt?
Sera- I promise.
*gags* Ok seriously? This. Is. Gross.
Now which one of my viewers wants to see a party happening in da house?!
It's Blaze's birthday today! But who else is having their birthday...? Well, just wait and see ;D
Ignacia- Now, if he says yes to the party, then my blueprints will be in tact. But if he says no, I'll drag him here in my car and hit him with a crowbar in the head if he ever tries escaping. Now, to begin my plans...
Ignacia- Hello?... Oh hi Thomas, I was wondering if you'd like to come around now...yes now...uh huh, but you could just forget about your cat stuck in the tree and spend your valuble time with me....I KNOW YOUR MOM IS CHEATING ON YOUR DAD BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO STAY HOME?!........ok fine, no sex for you.
He said no didn't he?
Iggy- No, he caved in at the fact that I won't give myself to him. He'll be here in five minutes.
Well, if you all haven't guessed who's birthday it is it's also Thomas Castors! Otherwise known as Ignacia's love interest.
Thomas- Should I freak out at the fact that there's a scary voice echoing everywhere or should I ignore it?
Just ignore me. Just, carry on what you where doing and let me narrate it.
Thomas- Ok....
Ignacia- Ohai there Thomas!
Thomas- Wow, someone's been eating their green giant sweetcorn! You're really tall!
Ignacia- Yes...and you'll be tall too and then I can seduce you and we can make a thousand babies!!!
Thomas- I don't know why you're muttering to yourself, but I like your imaginative thinking!
Up first is Blaze!!
Blaze- I didn't bring home this hobo. HONEST!
Right...we all know you have a fetish for men in a jock coat.
Blaze- NO, I only have a fetish for Leliah!
AHA! So you admit your love for Leliah!!
Blaze- *facepalm*
Blaze- I wish that I would look so sexy and that Leliah wouldn't be able to resist my smexiness.
Wishful thinking.
Blaze- Don't you dare say anything about my hair. DON'T YOU DARE.
Pfft!! HAHAHA!!
Blaze- You are so imature!!
HAHAHA!! You're hair! AHAHA!!! OMG this is freaking hilarious! You look like your grandma!! And your eyebrows are HUGE! HA HA HA HA!!! I cannot believe I got this crazy shit on camera! LOL!!
Ha ha, even Velvet's singing about Blaze's deformity!
Velvet- ♫♪ Oh Blaze looks like a tranny, his hair passed from his granny and his eyebrows are so thick dan dan dun a nun, and wherever he goes all the girls say AYOOOO gimme back my hair you fanny!! ♫♪
Blaze- *from-background* MOOOOM!!! UGHR! Pain. Humiliation. Degration. Knowing she'll make it a hit single...
Anyway, up next is Thomas!
ZOMG, are you serious?! HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG this day is seriously a great day! HIS FACE! LOOK AT IT! LOOK IT!! :D
Thomas- The freaky narrator is right! This is the greatest day!
Nobody asked for your input.
BAGALAKASHAM!!
Thomas- Am I hot or what?
If it wasn't for the T-shirt... then yes, you would be hot.
Blaze rolled Light Sleeperas his fourth trait. And he also wants to be a creature robot cross breeder or whatever. But he looks so much better, no? Oh Blaze... you are so sexual ;) The things I could do to you...
And this is Thomas! I do say, Iggy really chose a good one!
Thomas- You chose me?
Ignacia- Well, I...yes, I did choose you :)
Thomas- Hey, narrator! PSSSTTTT!! Should I go for it?
Get in there tiger ;)
Awww <3
Ignacia- Thomas...? What's wrong? Did I burn your lips? I'm sorr--
Thomas- No no, you where great! My first kiss... *JIZZINMYPANTS*
*Drools* So sexy...
Blaze- Um... voice? Your drool is on the keyboard...
Oh, whoopsie, silly me :3
Adena- Since when did my brother get so hot?
Ok, that is just eeeew and perverted D:
Velvet- Mom... how the hell did you make that jump? And I don't know how you hacked into that chicken...
Feli- Oh daughter dear, you have so much to learn in the gaming industry....SO MUCH.
Feli- WAIT! NOOOO!!! I MESSED UP! I must start entire game all over again....
Velvet- Mom, I think you're over reacting. You just fell over once!
Feli- But Velvet, I want to win 100 points, and if I don't have 100 points, then the world will end!
Velvet- Mom... um... do you need to go see the doctor? It's just a game.
Feli- Don't mess with real life Velvet...THIS IS REAL LIFE!!
I now declare that you have been possessed by the gaming devil.
Velvet- Right... I'm going to go now....
Anyway...on a less abnormal note, Serafine has been bringing in the dough after writing her new non-fictional book: Simeon Wars- How they executed Charlington VII
Blaze- Oh hi Leliah....yeah just a chat....sure...
Blaze has really gotten in touch a lot more with Leliah, his secret girlfriend...
Blaze- SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!......oh no, I'm not talking to you Leliah, my stupid ass narrator is bugging me, AGAIN.
I'm really worried about Stiles, he's been staying for a really long time now!
Blaze- Oh yeah...you know what I'd do to you Leliah...
EW BLAZE NO! You know you're only aloud to talk dirty with me!
Blaze- I was talking about what I'd do with her hair. She said it's sticking up on the side and I said I'd put some gel on it, sheesh.
Oh...
After work, Mikey decided to visit the salon in town... he wanted a tattoo for a long time so I decided to give it to him anyway.
Shark- Yeah, I know the way down into the tattoo parlour... follow me.
Mikey- I don't like the fact that you're holding my hand...
Mikey- I want it big and on the middle of my chest.
Shark- I get to touch a strangers chest? OH JOY OF JOYS.
Mikey- Yeah, let's keep your hands just ON my chest and no where lower.
Shark- You're really hot you know...
Mikey- What?
Shark- I mean your skin is hot, boiling hot.
Mikey- What do you expect? I'm a mythical fire creature. Of course I'm hot!
Now that tattoo is sexual :)
Mikey- Hey thanks man! This tattoo is awsome! I totally appreciate it!
Shark- I know you're a married man and I've only known you for an hour, but I think that your and I could really click. You have the same interests as I do and I just really want us to have a chance with each other. Here, this is my number, call me anytime and we could meet up.
Mikey- ........
Mikey- HAHAHA!! OMG this guy thinks he can just GET with me?! He must be out of his mind!
Shark- I thought you where the one for me!
Mikey- Are you listening to this narrator?! He actually thinks we could even BE together! HAHAHA!!! I'm married and he thinks he even has a chance! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS! HAHAHAA!!!
Adena- Goodmorning Grandpa. Oh, I forgot to tell you, the blood ran out today. Do you want me to pick some up after school?
Josh- It's ok sweety, I don't need blood today anyway.
Josh, you're going to die without blood.
Josh- I know, but I'll go hunting later ok? I'll just have a bowl of delicious Mac n' Cheese.
NO Josh! You need your dose of daily blood or your fangs will fall out and you'll DIE! JOSH PLEASE!
Josh- I said I'll get the blood tonight!
And what's this about human food tasting delicious? You only like blood that tastes like buretos!
Josh- .....things change Holly. Maybe I'd like to try other things in life.
That same day, Feli decided that herself and Josh weren't going to get any younger so she took him out into town to spend some time with each other.
And they went to the library. Since it had books and computers, bothe of Josh's and Feli's favourite stuff.
Feli- OMG Computers?! SCORE :D
These hands are deformed from too much gaming. Those are my hands x)
Josh- Oh honey, this is the best thing that you've ever done for me. I love you.
Feli- I love you too Josh <3
:')
FreakofNature- Hello there.... how much do I have to pay you so I can join in? Because your sexual interactions look fun.
What is it with people and wanting to have threesomes with Josh and Feli?!
FreakofNature- Excuse me?! But where are my free hugs?!
After that strange encounter, Josh and Feli settled down with a book and read alongside with each other <3
Later that day, Ignacia decided to stop planning and plotting about how she should bring up the courage to talk to Thomas and decided to pay a little visit to his house instead.
Thomas- Well this is a surprise!
Thomas- That spontaneous make out session was totally suprising. But I have to go to work now.
Iggy- What?! I bust my ass coming all the way down here and you tell me you've got work?!
Thomas- I also need to clean out the jizz in my pants that you made me do. It was a nice visit though!
Apparently Jeffery from the park is actually Thomas' brother! Who knew!
I really don't see the resembelence. All I see is a tranny and a sexy traveler ;)
Jeffery- Sorry, I've only got 2 simoleons on me but we could make it quick and I'll pay later by cheque.
Iggy- What are you talking about?
Jeffery- You knoww.... *wink wink nudge nudge* Why else would you dress like this showing your naked shoulder?
Ignacia- Ew! You sicko! I'm telling your brother about this! And I dress like this because it's fashion... something that you lack of greatly. I'm out of here. I cannot believe you thought I was a whore!!
Blaze- Must. Keep. Climbing. Or. My. Muscular physique. Wil be. Of sham! UH.
*drools* Oh I don't care if you aren't muscley enough, I'll take you any day ;)
Serafine- WTF.
Blaze- OUCH! OMG OMG WEDGIE IN MY CROTCH!!
After that, Blaze pulled himself up and over to the computer on MSN....
Oh dear....
What happened?
Blaze- I don't know. Like seriously, she does this EVERY time! When I ask if we could meet up, she says no or goes straight off line!
Maybe she thinks you're a pedo...
Blaze- I highly doubt that. She's seen me before, we went to elementry school together! But all of a sudden, she's dissapeared. We still talk and all, but it's not the same as seeing her for real. She said something about her mom not allowing her near Twinbrook or some shit, but I think that's just excuses. I mean--
Blaze I'm sorry to cut in but something's just happened!!!
HOLY SHIT FELI NOOO!!!!!
Feli- WTF?! The only time I'm not on my computer!!!
Feli, please don't leave me! I know I always joke about killing you but it's just jokes!!! Feli I'm sorry come back!!! You can play on all the video games all you want, just please :'(
Feli- Josh. Josh? JOSH!!! OMIGOD, please Holly, tell Josh I didn't want to leave him like this! Tell him I love him so much! Please!
I will... I think he already knows you love him so much :'(
Oh Felicity....
Feli- I thought being dead would feel no pain, but I was wrong. I feel like farts.
Grim- Like for realz? *sigh* Will my shift ever end?! It's been going on for 20 hours now! I have a mani and pedi in twenty minutes, so let's make this quick, kay?
Grim- I, the Grim reaper, declare you dead! You shall now be at rest in the--
Josh- FELICITY!!! NO! YOU FUCKING CUNTY WHORE, LEAVE HER ALONE OR I WILL TACKLE YOU!
Grim- Whut?! I am not a cunty whore!
Josh- GRAAAAAAGHRRR!!
Grim- *craps-robe*
Josh- Shitfuckcrapshit Felicity no!
I for one, am very suprised. I have never, not in all my gaming hours, heard Josh swear as violently as this. This just goes to show that this is a very sad occasion :'(
Velvet- Mommy? *heart-rips-into-a-thousand-peices*
Feli- Please Grim! Spare my soul for another year to be with my husband and family! And come on, I have just one more level of Mario brothers to complete! WHY?! Spare me!!
Grim- The ending in Mario brothers isn't that great anyway. Get in your grave. I feel no remorse.
Feli- Why are you such an asswipe?!
Feli- And for that, Imma possess your body.
Grim- Oh great. Not again.
Feli had been lain to rest next to her parents. RIP Feli Died on her 92 year and at 12am by the chess table.
Josh- *sobs*
Poor Josh. He's been like this for three hours now...
It''s the first night Josh will sleep alone in his bed...
Sometimes he'd reach out and cuddle an invisible Felicity that wasn't there anymore.
Since Serafine and Ignacia slept through the tragic event, it was up to Velvet to break the news to her daughters.
Serafine- What the hell is this narrator talking about now?
Velvet- Honey... you promise to be strong?.... Last night, your Grandmother passed on peacefully. She loves you and your sister both very much.
Serafine- ........
Sera- NO! *sobs* Why?! Why does god do this to us?!
Sera- IGGY! IGGY!
Sera- IGGY! Open up please!! PLEASE!
Iggy- What the hell do you want now you turd face?
Serafine- Grandma... she's- GONE!
Iggy- No... no...please tell me you're joking!
Sera- I'm not... mom just told me.
Iggy- Omigod. Serafine, I'm so sorry, sorry for being the meanest sister in the world, but this is something that we need to get through together. Come here.
Suprisingly, Serafine accepted Ignacia's hug. Although I think Ignacia's BO fumes might have had something to do with it, they look very toxic.
Sera- I missed this. I hope we can get through this together.
Goodmorning Josh. Are you feeling better--OMG! JOSH YOUR FANGS!!
THEY'RE GONE! :O
Josh- WHAT?!
CLIFFHANGER!! Sorry I couldn't get it out sooner today, but I had things to do. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Also again, sorry I was too lazy to edit the pics. I have to go somewhere now so bye!!
~hollytale~