A Never Ending Tale- Generation 3 of Flame Touchers- Chapter 2
Welcome back everyone! Ok, change of plans, my chapters wont be out in the daytime but at night, as my mother decides it's not healthy for me to play on the computer all day. So I only do it at night... ok this sentance is begining to sound VERY wrong ._. Anyway, read on!
**Contains coarse language... you may want to wash my mouth out with soap.**
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In the last chapter, we witnessed Ariel and Stile's death... again. We also saw some funny soul sucking Bachelors and Velvet's pregnancy.
Velvet- Yay for the unicorn in my eggsack! When it comes through my ear, I'll stroke it and put a knife through it's bellybutton and care for it until I kill it by throwing it out of the car window! Yay for being pregnant!!
O_o Right.... if you want to go read the first chapter click this. Now let's carry on with this nut job of a family...
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Feli- ARGH! MCDONALDS MCDONALDS, KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT!
Omigod, Feli, this is only the begining of the chapter and you've already broken something!?
Feli- Well excuuuuuse me! My father's ghost kind of distracted me!
WHAT?!
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STILES! Are you ok? How was your afterlife happy meal?
Stiles- Like, OMG, it's THE BOMB! Me and Grimmy are best buds now, he gives me loads and loads of coupons and we even drink the new cinnemon milkshakes together! Ariel is soooo jelz!
How is Ariel?
Stiles- .... Well... she still misses you guys...
D': Poor Ariel! Tell her I still love her and miss her loads :( She was the best sim ever!
Stiles- She told me if you said anything mushy and gushy like that, to take it and shove it back up your ass.
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Serafine would usually spend her time in her bedroom, reading books and dreaming of the perfect life at school. She was also very intelligent, I think that might give her a head start for the heir vote.
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Velvet knew that she should tell everyone in the house about her pregnancy, and she told Josh. Because seeing that Josh is more agile than Velvet in her condition, he could get the word of her pregnancy around faster.
Velvet-Ok, Dad, just pretend you didn't hear the narration and act all surprised when I announce my pregnancy... ok?
Josh- Alright.
Velvet- Daddy... I'm pregnant with a unicorn! :D
*face-palm*
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Josh- Cool beans.
Is that it?! 'Cool beans'?!
Josh- Oh yeah, and you also have my blessing :)
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Velvet- I wish Grandma was still here so she could have beaten Mikey up for getting me pregnant... she would have drowned him in our pool and cut him into quaters and then she would have roasted his body with lemon grass and-and--
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Velvet- I wish she was still here! WAAAHHHH!
Josh- There there... would you like me to slap Mikey for you?
Velvet- Thanks Daddy, but it's just not the same!! WAAAH!!!
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It's almost been 24 hours and you get this so called 'baby-bump'? It's pathetic! It looks like a piece of flabbery flab!
Velvet- Leave Jimminy Cricket alone!
Seriously... Jimminy Cricket? I give up.
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Velvet- ♪♫Coz I'm having a baby baby baby ooooh a baby baby baby oooh a baby baby baby oooh, Jimminy Cricket's so fiiiiine, fiiiiiine :D♪♫
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Feli- Velvet's so much better than this Justin SimBieber kid, *puckers-lips-like-a-fish* Uh huh...yeah... get the rythm...
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Mikey dear... you need to go to the park.
Mikey- I-uh... why?
Because I can control your every move...
Mikey- ....What?
Just go!
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Mikey- Oh hello Velvet, you're looking mighty fine in your Lara Croft pregnancy suit ;)
Velvet- Mikey, you can stare at my gogeousness after I tell you something important... I'm pregnant. With your unicorn.
ENOUGH WITH THE UNICORN! IT'S. A. BABY!!
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Mikey- *GASP!* OH. EM. GEE! Get out get out! Girl this is great news! I'm totally happy for you and our awsometastical unicorn!
This is so stupid. No. Let me rephrase that: You are stupid. It's NOT a unicorn!
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Velvet- I'm so happy you accept my pregnancy! I love you Mikey-boo.
Mikey- I love you too snookums
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Feli- ARGH! STUPID SINK!
You need to go die. In a hole.
Feli- It's not my fault that everything I touch breaks!
Fair enough. You need to go die in a hole with a rat.
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Josh, being the handy one around the house, would always fix other's mess.
Josh- Because I'm AWSOME that way :D But I'm not cleaning that toilet.
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Serafine's so helpful feeding Yoshi :) Even if her legs are halfway through the table!
I know I'm not supposed to pick favourites yet... but I'm definatly voting Serafine for hieress of generation four :) She's so sweet and kind and caring ^_^
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Velvet's 'baby-bump' was steadily growing into a more respectable piece of flab each hour. But I don't think she looks ready to pop. It's a shame she's not having twins :( It feels so weird too, because all these generations we've always at least had triplets or two sets of twins!
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I decided Feli needed to do something more productive with her time other than breaking household items or playing on her computer.
Feli- Can we get this over and done with my blood sucking babe? I have an appointment with Kershew my mouse at five.
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Josh- No worries hun... you're going down in approximatley three seconds.
Feli- When's tha--?
Josh-Checkmate!
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Lately, I've been paying more attention in fullfilling everyone's wishes. Unfortunatley, one of the wishes for Feli, included ordering a pepperoni pizza. I have a bad feeling that we're just wasting good money here...
Feli- Yeah, make it an extra large with anchovies...? Cool! See you in ten minutes! I've only got six hours left to live so make sure you're on time!
It's so freaky how sims just know this stuff o_o
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PizzaDeliveryGirl- You're pizza is her--
Feli- You monster... YOU LIED!!!
PizzaDeliveryGirl- ...There was traffic--
Feli- AH AH AH!! I'm TWO hours away from death and your only excuse was 'there was traffic'?! You suck. I'm going to the monster eating competition at the bistro. I'm sure there's no traffic there. And don't let the flowers hit you on your way back to the car.
Wow.
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I was so scared, Feli was only a few sim minutes away from death O_O I mean, sure she sits around in her lingerie all day but it doesn't mean I don't care about her! I almost love her as much as I love the founder, Ariel! Anyway, Feli won the eating competition and brought back $100.
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PizzaDeliveryGirl- .....
Mikey- Is there any jalepeno's in there...? You know how much I love my spice. Because I'm hot like that.
PizzaDeliveryGirl- It's just pepperoni and anchovy pizza.
Mikey- I see....
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Mikey- I'm just going to take this pizza without paying. Because this... this is a crime.
PizzaDeliveryGirl- But I--
Mikey- Now I want you to leave. And whilst you're leaving you are going to think about your wrong doings.
PizzaDeliveryGirl- Just because I didn't put jalepeno's in your pizza?
Mikey- Yes.
Again, wow.
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WHAT THE HELL?!
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WHO ARE YOU!? WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!? WHAT THE FUCK POSSESSED YOU TO MAKE A FIRE ON MY LOT?!
Boy- OMFG, OMFG! I didn't know, I thought that if I could set my baseball on fire I'd be like Mario with his fire balls! I never knew it would be out of control like this!!
You will never be like Mario. Go home.
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Hey Mikey, this stupid homeless child set fire to our barbeque. Go put it out.
Mikey- Why me?
Because you can touch fire without being burned to a crisp. So go put it out. I've already alerted the fire brigade.
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Everybody- *screams*
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Ignacia- Why is everybody screaming? The fire is our friend!
Ignacia, dear... your Dad and you are the only people who possess a special ability to stay in 1,000,000 degrees celcius. So... yeah. This means you live in fire, and we humans/vampire burn. Ok?
Ignacia- Oh. Ok. Goodnight everyone.
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Mikey- UGHR! THE FIRE'S JUST NOT WORKING WITH ME! It's angry that I'm trying to put it out!
Don't worry Mikey! I think The firemen have arrived to help you out!
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Fireman- I am sorry. We cannot reach the fire, hopefully it will die out soon...
WTF?! You're standing right beside the fire and you're telling me you can't put it out?!
Fireman- Hey! I have a wife and kids at home and you expect me to waste my time with this kerfuffle?!
Well... yeah.
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Velvet- Hey guys, not to be the pin in your foot or anything but I'm having my unicorn!!
WHAT?!
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Everybody- *screams-more*
Great. Just great. Can you just pick a more better time?
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Thankfully, Mikey was able to put out the fire just in time so he could bring Velvet to the hospital.
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Velvet- There's something wrong with my unicorn! It's supposed to come through my ear! Hey! Jimminy, stop poking your horn in my stomach! You're supposed to come through my ear!
And to think she had two other kids... *sigh*
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Finaly Mikey drove Velvet to the hospital before things got drastical. Now let's see if it's une fille or un garcon....
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Yay! It's a girl! Meet Adena Tale :) Adena means 'little fire' unless you didn't know... although we should have called her something else because after todays events, I don't think 'little fire' fits the picture ._.
Velvet- I didn't know unicorns look like this... oh well! I'll love my deformed baby even so :)
*face-palm*
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Mikey, how do you feel about your daughter?
Mikey- I'm a happy man :D
Goody then :)
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This is little Adena's room :)
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The baby stage is boring so I decide to age Adena up into an adorble munchkin :D
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Wow, everything about Adena resembles her mother O_O I can tell she's going to be a right Frenchie ;)
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And that my dearest frienderoos, is the end of chapter 2 :) Sorry about the shortness of the Chapter but for some weird reason, it won't let me but anymore pictures in because there's too many of them O_O I'll work on chapter three ASAP but for the mean time, why don't you go vote for generation fours mythical creature? Thanks for reading and keep on the lookout for chapter 3! Bye!
~Hollylam~