Time Lapses and Old Age
So, I'm looking at this silly thing and I notice that it has been over 2 years since I posted in my own journal. 2 years. Wow. I've posted on other journals with comments and such, but not mine. So I thought maybe I should. You know, just so people don't think I've gone off and gaffed or something. Then I began to stare at the nice little plank posting screen and thought to myself, "What the hell do I say?"
That's when I noticed something. Old age and senility must be setting in. Because I got nothing...nope, nada. Nothing of interest to write about. My life can't be that boring, can it?
Well, let's hope not. I mean, I like it. Usually.
So....I thought for awhile, and I came up with this.
Things people never tell you about life after 35:
I now actually need the damn bifocal glasses in order to perform certain tasks. But, nobody tells you that they can make you seasick if you wear them while moving too fast. And then your spawn laughs at you, because he thinks that's hilarious.
Holly