Here it is kids:
The Rules...
1. "Blunt force trauma", "Protocol", or "Bindle"
2. Crime scene flashback
3. Sarah making an awkward creepy/sexual comment
4. Crazy pervasive shot, aka CSI-ism shot (i.e. going into a persons body to follow the path of a bullet)
5. The Grissom Look (you know)/Grissom cocks his head
6. Warrick's gambling reference
7. Katherine's stripping reference
8. Brass shooting officer reference
9. Brass making a sarcastic comment
10. Witty one-liners (Grissom's puns/quotations included)
11. Grissom handing out assignments
12. Warrick acting black
13. Nick gets a gun pointed at him/cries
14. City shot
15. Minority other than Warrick
16. Grissom getting hit on
17. Grissom dealing with bugs
18. Conrad Ecklie being a dick
19. Montage
20. Locker room scene
21. Grissom BEASTING (sheriff, suspect, feds, etc)
22. Fake software
23. Running something through AFIS/CODIS
24. Sending something to trace
25. Finding the murder weapon
26. Greg acting goofy
27. Semen/pubic hair
28. Evidence close-up
29. Mention of Katherine's daughter
30. Dead body
An untouchable 30 alcohol-friendly rules--Get ready to get wasted, everyone is a winner!