am i george fucking costanza?!?!?

[hollygo_lightly]

Because my father was CONVINCED that he had until October to file my taxes (even though i hounded him for the past three months and even asked to do them myself), the gov't was unable to tell LSU how much money they would get for tuition so my classes were purged. So now i have to wake up at 6.50AM to fight to get all my classes back. that'll be fun. i just had to pay $200 to fix my brakes because i was squealing loudly everywhere i drove. i broke hectors car door... i STILL dont know how that happened. I'm poor. I need a better paying job. my cell phone broke... IN HALF!!!! because my cell phone broke in half i had to take the SIM card out of the old one and put it into a different phone that i had laying around the house. Apparently my phone had picked and choosed which numbers it saved to the SIM card and which it saved only to the phone itself, so i only have one-third of the numbers in my phone. and no saved text messages. Oh, my mom decided to try to help me out by giving me a check. I put it in my pants pocket, then did the laundry. not until the spin cycle did i realize that i had left the check in my pants pocket. it is ruined.

All of this happened in twenty-four hours. this is the kind of shit you see on a sitcom, laugh about and say "there is NO WAY that could happen." well it has! what have i done to have all of this happen??! i have TERRIBLE kharma right now. its frightening. and it fucking sucks! so again i ask.... AM I GEORGE FUCKING COSTANZA???

by the way... i say Little Miss Sunshine tonight and it was MARVELOUS! it wasnt all happy-go-lucky and actually it kind of reminded me of my life currently. i want to see at least twelve more times.