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So today I went to see the plastic surgeon. I've decided that DDD's just aren't big enough.
And they had posters for laser skin tightening, and anti-wrinkle treatments, and barbed sutures for face lifts. So I thought, hey, I've got health insurance, just go ahead and throw in the whole package!
And just look at me now! :D
Hahahahahah. But no, really, I did see a plastic surgeon today. I was referred there by my family doctor, whom I went to see after MY DOG ATTACKED ME LAST NIGHT. She actually went for my throat. o____o Luckily for me, she has bad aim, and only caught my jaw and the underside of my chin.
Dr. Sasser actually said I'm lucky to be here. That if she were just a couple of inches lower.... *shudder* Very comforting doctor, he is. o.O
So yeah. I have to go on Monday to have minor surgery. They're going to recut the gashes and stitch them together so they'll heal faster. I'm scared. :( In the meantime I have to walk around looking like I stuck my face in a meat grinder.
But on the plus side, maybe I'll turn into a werewolf.