The Case of the missing BC
So flash back to last Saturday I hung out w/ my drug dealer aka Seany the pharmacist and Kenny. We got ice cream, played a game and I got my monthly stock of crack...otherwise known as birth control pills.
Anyway, I had it in my purse all day..Later that evening I was with Ken and Steve. Ken came over for Rosh Hashanah Dinner (happy new year btw) and then Steve joined us later for dessert. We were about to leave to go out and get liquer for Karen's party and then I noticed...bc still in the big CVS package in my bag. So...I run upstairs plop it down and leave.
Next Day waiting for Howie and his friend Michael to pick me up so we can make the train back to the city to see the flaming lips concert....So they are like 15 minutes late...we basically don't have a shot of making this train but i guess we're gonna try anyway. Sitting in the car and i realize i forgot my bc...So i go upstairs...tear appart my bed..find a bunch of bird crap (gross i know, i have no idea how popsi managed to poop underneath my blanket when my bed was made...weird. ANYWAY..couldn't find them..so left for the whole week knowing i would have no bc on me...not amused. Anyway I asked Seany if I'd be able to start it this Sunday and he said yes, but it would mess up my cycle. I'm guessing I'll just bleed a week later meaning i'm going to feel bloated the last couple of days in Jamaica..not awful..but not great. Maybe i'll hold off till i'm home, i mean i'll be in a different country so maybe my body will be messed up hehe..one can hope for a messed up body for this situation.
So I get home last night, don't have too much time till Jojo's party (which was awesome btw even though the hopper was quite crowded) couldn't find it. Searched my room for like a half an hour this morning..couldn't find it. Where the hell do bc run to? I pulled my whole bed apart and remade it...looked under my bed, found some very sad stuffed animals, who are now happy...looked in my closet, all my drawers, all my dressers on the tops, and the two chairs in my room. OH and in my desk cabinets. I'm like BC WTF..i'm getting pissed now. I go and look again for the 10th time on my nightstand table and i'm like..its a bag, with bright green writing, where is it....then i find it. its in a cvs bag (which i forgot) which has dull red righting..the bag is smaller, although still big enough that i shouldn't have missd it so many times. I mean last week, when i was in a rush, fine...but i should have found it last night.
Anyway, the mystery is over, the bc is found. my cycle will once again be normal, and there will be no babies in my near future.
HURRAY!
Anyway, I had it in my purse all day..Later that evening I was with Ken and Steve. Ken came over for Rosh Hashanah Dinner (happy new year btw) and then Steve joined us later for dessert. We were about to leave to go out and get liquer for Karen's party and then I noticed...bc still in the big CVS package in my bag. So...I run upstairs plop it down and leave.
Next Day waiting for Howie and his friend Michael to pick me up so we can make the train back to the city to see the flaming lips concert....So they are like 15 minutes late...we basically don't have a shot of making this train but i guess we're gonna try anyway. Sitting in the car and i realize i forgot my bc...So i go upstairs...tear appart my bed..find a bunch of bird crap (gross i know, i have no idea how popsi managed to poop underneath my blanket when my bed was made...weird. ANYWAY..couldn't find them..so left for the whole week knowing i would have no bc on me...not amused. Anyway I asked Seany if I'd be able to start it this Sunday and he said yes, but it would mess up my cycle. I'm guessing I'll just bleed a week later meaning i'm going to feel bloated the last couple of days in Jamaica..not awful..but not great. Maybe i'll hold off till i'm home, i mean i'll be in a different country so maybe my body will be messed up hehe..one can hope for a messed up body for this situation.
So I get home last night, don't have too much time till Jojo's party (which was awesome btw even though the hopper was quite crowded) couldn't find it. Searched my room for like a half an hour this morning..couldn't find it. Where the hell do bc run to? I pulled my whole bed apart and remade it...looked under my bed, found some very sad stuffed animals, who are now happy...looked in my closet, all my drawers, all my dressers on the tops, and the two chairs in my room. OH and in my desk cabinets. I'm like BC WTF..i'm getting pissed now. I go and look again for the 10th time on my nightstand table and i'm like..its a bag, with bright green writing, where is it....then i find it. its in a cvs bag (which i forgot) which has dull red righting..the bag is smaller, although still big enough that i shouldn't have missd it so many times. I mean last week, when i was in a rush, fine...but i should have found it last night.
Anyway, the mystery is over, the bc is found. my cycle will once again be normal, and there will be no babies in my near future.
HURRAY!