this is fucking terrifying. if you have a soul...
you will repost this. otherwise the ghosts of harold, tommy, georgina, and francesco will murder your family after putting your placenta in a blender and eating it with a spoon. read on. please, if you have a soul, you will not stop reading until the end.
harold was a hedgehog. he lived a happy hedgehog life, spending his time going to the movies, tending his potato farm, and making smoothies. nothing made harold happier than a relaxing day at the beach with the ones he loved.
BUT
there was also tommy, his jealous neighbor. tommy was a negative nancy to the nth degree who hated harold's happiness. tommy vowed to destroy harold in whatever way he could. he decided to go to the beach and hurt harold so badly that he would kill himself rather than live on.
BUT
we can't forget georgina, tommy's EVIL girlfriend who hated both harold and tommy.
AND
keep in mind these are all hedgehogs.
SO
harold the hedgehog had been working all day on his potato farm, and decided the next day he would go to his favorite beach: the happy hampton land!!!!!! but when he got there tommy jumped out of the bushes and said 'harold i hate you. you make my life miserable and i'm going to kill you because you're such an asshole and you make people hate themselves because you're so happy and that one time you didn't split your strawberry-melon smoothie and that is just NOT ok' harold pulled out a long rope and a feather. he TIED HAROLD DOWN ON THE GROUND and then started tickling him in his sensitive areas with the feather. harold laughed and laughed. he laughed so hard he started pissing himself. then he pissed himself a second time. and then a third. and after the fourth, tommy walked away. as harold lay there, bathing in his own piss, he realized how truly meaningless his life was and that there was no reason to continue living.
right then evil georgina showed up and said 'harold i hate you so much and i am going to kill you because that's how much i hate you' she took out a cutting board and spanked the shit out of harold until he died. but right then harold's ghost rose up from his dead body!!!!! it said 'georgina and tommy i hate you both for killing me and making me piss myself cuz that shit was embarassing and now i am going to kill you back'
THE GHOST OF HAROLD FLEW UP 20 FEET INTO THE SKY, AN AMAZING FEAT FOR A HEDGEHOG. HE THEN DOVE STRAIGHT DOWN ONTO TOMMY AND GEORGINA, INSTANTLY KILLING THEM BOTH.
harold was satisfied with his kills. BUT NOT SATISFIED ENOUGH. he saw an innocent bystander whom history has come to know as francesco. he grabbed franceco and tortured him brutally, pulling out all his claws and lighting his fur on fire....harold then yelled out
'HAHA I HATE EVERYONE NOW AND I AM NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL EVERYONE IS DEAD'
8****@*$Y($&#(&$(#*$&(*~~~~~~~~~~
UNLESS YOU REPOST THIS MESSAGE WITHIN 17 SECONDS, THE GHOST OF HAROLD WILL FLY IN THREW UR WINDOW, BREAKING THE GLASS AND TOTALLY MAKING A MESS THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO CLEAN UP AND THEN HE'LL TORTURE YOU AND EAT YOUR PLACENTA. PLEASE IF YOU HAVE A SOUL, FOR THE MEMORY OF GEORGINA, TOMMY, AND FRANCESCO, REPOST THIS BULLETIN. AND FOR YOUR OWN SAKE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REPOST THIS AS 'THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING'
harold was a hedgehog. he lived a happy hedgehog life, spending his time going to the movies, tending his potato farm, and making smoothies. nothing made harold happier than a relaxing day at the beach with the ones he loved.
BUT
there was also tommy, his jealous neighbor. tommy was a negative nancy to the nth degree who hated harold's happiness. tommy vowed to destroy harold in whatever way he could. he decided to go to the beach and hurt harold so badly that he would kill himself rather than live on.
BUT
we can't forget georgina, tommy's EVIL girlfriend who hated both harold and tommy.
AND
keep in mind these are all hedgehogs.
SO
harold the hedgehog had been working all day on his potato farm, and decided the next day he would go to his favorite beach: the happy hampton land!!!!!! but when he got there tommy jumped out of the bushes and said 'harold i hate you. you make my life miserable and i'm going to kill you because you're such an asshole and you make people hate themselves because you're so happy and that one time you didn't split your strawberry-melon smoothie and that is just NOT ok' harold pulled out a long rope and a feather. he TIED HAROLD DOWN ON THE GROUND and then started tickling him in his sensitive areas with the feather. harold laughed and laughed. he laughed so hard he started pissing himself. then he pissed himself a second time. and then a third. and after the fourth, tommy walked away. as harold lay there, bathing in his own piss, he realized how truly meaningless his life was and that there was no reason to continue living.
right then evil georgina showed up and said 'harold i hate you so much and i am going to kill you because that's how much i hate you' she took out a cutting board and spanked the shit out of harold until he died. but right then harold's ghost rose up from his dead body!!!!! it said 'georgina and tommy i hate you both for killing me and making me piss myself cuz that shit was embarassing and now i am going to kill you back'
THE GHOST OF HAROLD FLEW UP 20 FEET INTO THE SKY, AN AMAZING FEAT FOR A HEDGEHOG. HE THEN DOVE STRAIGHT DOWN ONTO TOMMY AND GEORGINA, INSTANTLY KILLING THEM BOTH.
harold was satisfied with his kills. BUT NOT SATISFIED ENOUGH. he saw an innocent bystander whom history has come to know as francesco. he grabbed franceco and tortured him brutally, pulling out all his claws and lighting his fur on fire....harold then yelled out
'HAHA I HATE EVERYONE NOW AND I AM NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL EVERYONE IS DEAD'
8****@*$Y($&#(&$(#*$&(*~~~~~~~~~~
UNLESS YOU REPOST THIS MESSAGE WITHIN 17 SECONDS, THE GHOST OF HAROLD WILL FLY IN THREW UR WINDOW, BREAKING THE GLASS AND TOTALLY MAKING A MESS THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO CLEAN UP AND THEN HE'LL TORTURE YOU AND EAT YOUR PLACENTA. PLEASE IF YOU HAVE A SOUL, FOR THE MEMORY OF GEORGINA, TOMMY, AND FRANCESCO, REPOST THIS BULLETIN. AND FOR YOUR OWN SAKE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REPOST THIS AS 'THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING'