Grey's Anatomy
I have been watching far too much Grey's since I have come home...Seriously I finished Season 2 last night, and I will probably work on Season 3 now even though I have seen them all. Some of the best quotes so far....
"It's not us it's them. Them and their stupid boy penises." -Meredith
"There is a land called Passive Agressiva, and I am their queen." -Addison
"I love you... in a really, really big... pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you love you. So pick me. Choose me. Love me." -Meredith
"Somehow I doubt that because if you did, you would shut up and you would turn around and go back inside because you would realize that I am this close to getting in my car, and running you down in the PARKING LOT!" -Meredith
"Denial, it's not just a river in Egypt, it's a friggin ocean" -Meredith
"Stop being an adulterous bitch." -Derek
"For what it's worth, I take issue with her salmon colored scrubs. I mean what self respecting surgeon wears salmon colored scrubs?" -Izzie
"My heart rate is 110, I'm burning 3000 calories a day, my legs are swollen, I got indigestion and gas. Did you know that carrying a boy in your uterus means that you burn 10% more calories than if you had a girl. Guess what I'm carrying? I tried for 7 damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. Men; from the very beginnin' they just suck the life right outta you. I'm not leaving. I'm pregnant." -Bailey
"Derek, are you done hurting me back? If not, I need to special order a thicker skin." -Addison
"I don't know, maybe this relationship just isn't meant to be. I mean I just... just need some sex, George, you know? I just I need sex now! You know what I mean?" -Izzie
"Ok, seriously, if you are that lonely there are excellent vibrators, I can give you a catalog." -Cristina
"McDreamy’s being McDouchey." -Cristina
"Dad's a truck driver, Mom's a teacher. The evening news shows me crossing a picket line, they'll out-live me just to pee on my grave." -George
"A gathering of men outside a delivery room. How mid-century of you." -Addison
"A boy the size of a 10 pound bowling ball is working its way out of my body. Can you give me something for that? Can you give me a new vagina?" -Bailey
"Stop lookin' at my va-jay-jay." -Bailey
"It's not us it's them. Them and their stupid boy penises." -Meredith
"There is a land called Passive Agressiva, and I am their queen." -Addison
"I love you... in a really, really big... pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you love you. So pick me. Choose me. Love me." -Meredith
"Somehow I doubt that because if you did, you would shut up and you would turn around and go back inside because you would realize that I am this close to getting in my car, and running you down in the PARKING LOT!" -Meredith
"Denial, it's not just a river in Egypt, it's a friggin ocean" -Meredith
"Stop being an adulterous bitch." -Derek
"For what it's worth, I take issue with her salmon colored scrubs. I mean what self respecting surgeon wears salmon colored scrubs?" -Izzie
"My heart rate is 110, I'm burning 3000 calories a day, my legs are swollen, I got indigestion and gas. Did you know that carrying a boy in your uterus means that you burn 10% more calories than if you had a girl. Guess what I'm carrying? I tried for 7 damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. Men; from the very beginnin' they just suck the life right outta you. I'm not leaving. I'm pregnant." -Bailey
"Derek, are you done hurting me back? If not, I need to special order a thicker skin." -Addison
"I don't know, maybe this relationship just isn't meant to be. I mean I just... just need some sex, George, you know? I just I need sex now! You know what I mean?" -Izzie
"Ok, seriously, if you are that lonely there are excellent vibrators, I can give you a catalog." -Cristina
"McDreamy’s being McDouchey." -Cristina
"Dad's a truck driver, Mom's a teacher. The evening news shows me crossing a picket line, they'll out-live me just to pee on my grave." -George
"A gathering of men outside a delivery room. How mid-century of you." -Addison
"A boy the size of a 10 pound bowling ball is working its way out of my body. Can you give me something for that? Can you give me a new vagina?" -Bailey
"Stop lookin' at my va-jay-jay." -Bailey