In Honour of my History of Winnipeg Class..

[holly_megan]

*played to the tune of 'dick in a box'*

(aka: the best Holly and Kaeleigh procrastination/creation ever)

Hey Girl, I've got something really redonculous to give you.
So just sit down...and write.

Girl you know you've been in this class for such a long, long time. (for such a long time!)
Now I'm ready to type it line by line.
(Wooow) You know it's exam time, and the facts are hard to find.
Gonna give you something that'll bore your mind (bore your mind)
An exam real brutal, so write it at home.
Take a look inside, it's my take home exam! (It's taken home!)

Not gonna give you an in-class test,
A girl like you deserves the best.
Not gonna give you a participation mark,
Girl this test is from the heart.
Not gonna give you a cumulative final,
That would be more painful than a spinal.
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl.

It's my take home exam! My take home exam girl.
It's my take home exam! My take home exam girl.

See I'm wise enough to know when a test needs writing,
And I got just the one, something to show you that your grade is second to none.

To all the Profs out there with students to depress,
It's easy to do just follow these steps:
1. Write the exam.
2. Let them bullshit the exam.
3. Delay on grading the exam.
And that's the way you do it
It's my take home exam! My take home exam girl.
It's my take home exam! My take home exam girl.

Christmas: take home exam!
Midterms: take home exam!
Finals: take home exam!
Every single school year a take home exam,
Stuck in your apartment a take home exam,
Mid-day during good tv, a take home exam,
At school after everyone's moved out, a take home exam! (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)

It's my take home exam! A take home exam...