SABDWHICH NIGGA!!

Sep 04, 2005 03:15

My views of sock eating may differ from one person to another but this is just my opinion so don’t get angry. I believe that paper plates shouldn’t be eaten because it’s not good for your body. Crack ruined my best friend’s life and now he hangs outside Wal-Mart ®©™®®©™ jumping people who buy crack there. Hair affects the brain 3-8 seconds after full consumed and immediately gets you addicted. The average pinecone eats 30-25 orphans per day and can usually be recognized from the rug burn on the back of their head from the entire couch licking, which is a side effect of whatever I am talking about. Then we went to the mall and seen jerry….and killed him. Then we got worms. And then stole a train to Las Vegas to rob homeless guys of their shoes and such material. After that I got naked and shot at billboards because they are always taunting me but the school refuses to do anything about it. I’m going to join the kamikaze children for a few days just to see what its like. Finally we got to the store and bought some coke© and chips and beef jerky and cat nip and dog food and gas and gum and cigarettes and liquor and chew and some beer and some energy drinks and some
Faygo®™® and some Pepsi©®™™ and some ice and we were off to brave the wilderness of my bed room because my hamster can use a machine gun because he went to gun school and bought one because he’s cool like that bye.

I dont know why i wrote this
im an asshole i hate you
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