Blonde Jokes
*Убегая с воплем* Эээээмммм.... Динище, это ни в коем случае не намек.:))))
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an 'F' in sex.
Q: What happened to the blonde who tried tap dancing?
A: She fell in the sink.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?
A: Tell her a joke on Friday night!
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
A: Because it said "Concentrate"
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".
And finally:
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A.: Because they can understand them
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an 'F' in sex.
Q: What happened to the blonde who tried tap dancing?
A: She fell in the sink.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?
A: Tell her a joke on Friday night!
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
A: Because it said "Concentrate"
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".
And finally:
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A.: Because they can understand them