Obama Begs Waxman to Yank Birth Control from Stimulus NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO.
*rolls up newspaper and thwaps Obama over the head with it*
BAD PRESIDENT. QUIT FALLING ALL OVER YOURSELF TO PANDER TO THE CONSERVATIVES WHEN PEOPLE'S HEALTH AND LIVES HANG IN THE BALANCE. AND ESPECIALLY considering NOT FUCKING ONCE did THOSE stupid bastards give two shits about what any of US thought while good old BUSHIE was in office! I realize you're trying to unify the country and all, and that's quite admirable...BUT BETWEEN THIS AND THE RICK WARREN BULLSHIT, YOU ARE BASICALLY HUNKERING DOWN, SPREADING YOUR CHEEKS, AND TAKING A NICE STEAMING DUMP IN THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WHO GOT YOUR ASS ELECTED.
KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF NOW.
That is all.