SRSLY YOU DAMN MAPLE LOVERS
Dear Canada:
Seriously. We'll ask you one more time. Take Nickelback back, and nobody will get hurt. I know they're like...pretty much your only claim to fame, but we're getting sick of the radio airwaves being raped.
Thx.
Love, a concerned and annoyed American.
(P.S. Can you take that stupid bitch Celine Dion while you're at it? I know she's not so much in the limelight anymore, but her mere existence makes baby Jesus cry.)
Seriously. We'll ask you one more time. Take Nickelback back, and nobody will get hurt. I know they're like...pretty much your only claim to fame, but we're getting sick of the radio airwaves being raped.
Thx.
Love, a concerned and annoyed American.
(P.S. Can you take that stupid bitch Celine Dion while you're at it? I know she's not so much in the limelight anymore, but her mere existence makes baby Jesus cry.)