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Okay, can someone explain to me WHY every single "mainstream" feminine hygiene product has to have "deodorant" in it?
More specifically, can someone tell me why it has to have deodorant that lasts FOUR HOURS after you take the pad off?
I mean, seriously. My crotch smells like rotting spring flowers barfed across a polluted brook with a hint of furniture polish, and it definitely didn't smell that way this morning. Want to know how I know? Because I couldn't smell anything this morning, and now even though I'm sitting here in a completely normal position, it smells like every bad cartoon personification of Spring is jacking off into the air around me. Ugh. I swear, even if I have to free-bleed I am NEVER "borrowing" a pad from anyone at work ever again. Ever. I'm sticking to my organic cotton products. D:
To quote the Vagina Monologues during the part about feminine sprays, it's "...like washing a fish after you cook it. Want to TASTE the fish. That's why I ordered it."
More specifically, can someone tell me why it has to have deodorant that lasts FOUR HOURS after you take the pad off?
I mean, seriously. My crotch smells like rotting spring flowers barfed across a polluted brook with a hint of furniture polish, and it definitely didn't smell that way this morning. Want to know how I know? Because I couldn't smell anything this morning, and now even though I'm sitting here in a completely normal position, it smells like every bad cartoon personification of Spring is jacking off into the air around me. Ugh. I swear, even if I have to free-bleed I am NEVER "borrowing" a pad from anyone at work ever again. Ever. I'm sticking to my organic cotton products. D:
To quote the Vagina Monologues during the part about feminine sprays, it's "...like washing a fish after you cook it. Want to TASTE the fish. That's why I ordered it."