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-i just found out that my mom was in a traffic accident last night, so i called her...she's ok, just bruised and sore and kinda freaked out. her car's a mess, she knocked over a traffic light, and the guy who rammed into her escaped from the accident on foot, which apparently is a chronic problem lately. anywhoo, so i was wondering if i should send her flowers or something, so i was looking at 1-800-flowers. upon browsing their "get well" section, i found this. sure, citrus are nice and happy and good for you and all, but we all know what you're saying when you send something like this..."i'm sorry you have scurvy; get well soon."