I sold my soul to Mickey D's
Jesus christ! Three days working as a proletariot and i already want a time machine to ressurect that mother fucker Marx. GODDAMNIT, why can't che guevera be backing me up on Front Cash with an Ak-47 and some fine ass chocolate wrapped cuban cigars.
You can't beleive how ugly the average Mcdonald's attendant is, just fucking disgusting. It's all disgusting people ordering disgusting food. And the ones that are kind, patient and forgiving tend to be the more attractive people with a nice glow to their cheeks. Roald Dahl was right when he said that pessimism can warp your appearance for the worst.
And the shakes, for fuck sake! the goddamn machine is so bloody retarded! I still don't know if it's automated or manual! All i know is that there is a layer of fucking vanilla shake caked onto my shoe.
And at the end of the day, i feel like the scum of the earth. I feel dirty, tired, depressed and abused. Oh well, it's probably normal to feel like this for the first few days.
I got my hair cut people!
A La Spud!
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!
Werd
En France, Vee doo zee fuck, non?
This one is for Igor
K
Toques are in season
Skiddily Skoo Ska Da!
DENIED BITCH!
You can't beleive how ugly the average Mcdonald's attendant is, just fucking disgusting. It's all disgusting people ordering disgusting food. And the ones that are kind, patient and forgiving tend to be the more attractive people with a nice glow to their cheeks. Roald Dahl was right when he said that pessimism can warp your appearance for the worst.
And the shakes, for fuck sake! the goddamn machine is so bloody retarded! I still don't know if it's automated or manual! All i know is that there is a layer of fucking vanilla shake caked onto my shoe.
And at the end of the day, i feel like the scum of the earth. I feel dirty, tired, depressed and abused. Oh well, it's probably normal to feel like this for the first few days.
I got my hair cut people!
A La Spud!
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!
Werd
En France, Vee doo zee fuck, non?
This one is for Igor
K
Toques are in season
Skiddily Skoo Ska Da!
DENIED BITCH!