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30 things a guy should know about girls~>>
1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook. Doing something
sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, only to hoes who arent interested in long term relationships .
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big, we like it when you ARE Mr
Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your home boys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girl friend is a bitch.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Stop asking us to give you head.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paint
ball or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs EVERY day, get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave, no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange
gases from your body, it is not, it is gross.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake(besides think about it you have a better chance with ours then ull ever have with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a
little baseball with a stick so why the hell can't you piss in the
toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly. We are always right, so don't forget it
^^ good stuff lol.
1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook. Doing something
sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, only to hoes who arent interested in long term relationships .
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big, we like it when you ARE Mr
Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your home boys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girl friend is a bitch.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.
16. We are drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Stop asking us to give you head.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paint
ball or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs EVERY day, get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave, no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange
gases from your body, it is not, it is gross.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake(besides think about it you have a better chance with ours then ull ever have with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a
little baseball with a stick so why the hell can't you piss in the
toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly. We are always right, so don't forget it
^^ good stuff lol.