Let me see that thongggg...

[hollis8102]

So, funny story: I get a phone call yesterday. I looked at the caller ID. It said private number. I'm like, oh its my friend Jill. She's the only number that comes up private and I was expecting a call from her anyways. I pick up, and start singing the thong song. I pause ceremoniously after 3 verses, waiting for a response on the other line. "Um hello?" was the response I got, I was like "Uhh.." "This is John Rothman calling from Visa" I WAS MORTIFIED.

Note to self: Dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what, baby move your butt is not the best way to start out conversations with strangers.