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reasons why tonight was like college summer camp:
-kb can fit a plastic machete down her boobs and no one notices
-she then proceeded to weild said machete at will when he sat in my (chair) boat, and then simultaneously we broke out into "move bitch get out the boat, get out the boat"
-we waxed a small part of jack's leg hair and he shouted excessively loudly "that did NOT feel good"
-we wore fake stick on moustaches
-we chased helen around the hall attempting to tickle her until she collapsed on the floor dying and people came out into the hall asking if she was being raped
-a least 5 of us then proceeded to have a multifloor "scent war" which involved febreeze, axe, body spray, and hair spray
i heart this.
-kb can fit a plastic machete down her boobs and no one notices
-she then proceeded to weild said machete at will when he sat in my (chair) boat, and then simultaneously we broke out into "move bitch get out the boat, get out the boat"
-we waxed a small part of jack's leg hair and he shouted excessively loudly "that did NOT feel good"
-we wore fake stick on moustaches
-we chased helen around the hall attempting to tickle her until she collapsed on the floor dying and people came out into the hall asking if she was being raped
-a least 5 of us then proceeded to have a multifloor "scent war" which involved febreeze, axe, body spray, and hair spray
i heart this.