You guys you guys you guys.
I got my puppy!
We actually drove 2 1/2 hours with the intention of buying his brother, but he just popped out at me. His name is Jaeger, German for "hunter" (not as in the schnapps) and he's the smartest puppy I have ever owned, no joke. He already knows to go to the door when he wants to go outside; he only needs to be corrected once; he follows me everywhere; and he slept through the night in my bed without crying.
Cutest. Dog. Ever.