A Simple Yes-No
" Sir, your queer personality doesn't quite help the fact that you have such a funny name. Its no wonder why you are always the topic of rumors..."
There has been plenty of rumors about me that is being passed around lately. I can't be bothered to dispute each and everyone of them every single time someone mentions it. So, here is a brief "yes-no" summary of my life.
No. I did not sign on to the Army.
No. I am not in the process of signing on to the Army.
Yes. I did extend my service by 40 days.
Yes. I am going for JCC (jungle confidence course) open course in Brunei.
Yes. I am the only NSF going in the 100 plus strength.
Yes. I do want to try this course despite the odds so far.
No. I am not gay.
Yes. I am still single.
No. I am not bi. *winks*
No. I am not going overseas to study.
No. I am not from Spain.
No. I do not have a friend called Napolean.
I supposed the most debatable topic is the matter of why I decided to extend my service. Some think that I have no faith in my understudy, while others think I am just trying to suck out one more month of my chunky NSF allowance. Perhaps, I just dont know what to do with my time. Or maybe I am trying desperately to get back the experience of leading normal recruits which i have been so robbed of. Interesting theories.
As i always say: " Life is always gray" , the truth is a mixture of the all the tones.
Cos--- unlike regulars, I can afford to burn out. So, I might as well burn out bright.
My understudy hums, "JCC upon my chest, tells me I'm the very best" ...