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Mahn this is like my first drunk post in awhile!! today was so fun!! A fun that doesnt even have a friggin scale!! it all started with a random ass trip to talledega to pick up my friend Cam. So we get there and we wait like an hour for him to get to the gates cause of some fuckin reason hell i dont know!!! Then i was the victim of an actual hate crime today when two BLACK COPS verbally assaulted me by yelling at me with a disrepect that i did not expect from my own people, i mean if i cant count on my fellow black officers who can i trust((now i fuckin hate all cops and black authority figures!!)) Then we went to travis' grandmothers house to fish and ride on jetski's which i had to miss out on since i swim like a friggin rock!!! We fished for about an hour and a half then we ate some real home cooked food and OMG those burgers were so friggin soft and tender. I munched two of those and a hotdog and dropped a wicked deuce in his grandmother's house((sorry about that shit...no pun intended!!!!)) Then we started back home... a fuckin long ass drive from some county i cant pronouce to tuscaloosa!!! We get back here, grab some alcohol for Cam, then go back to paty to get ready for logan's party!! We get ready then dip out to logans!!! funny part of the story-we're at logan's and i'm drinking the rest of my Dookum Nukem Juice and a fucking cop comes out of nowhere and fucking bust the party!!! And what makes it so bad is he says to me, word for word : "What were you doing with that gas can?? i mean I dont know if you were gonna burn something down or what i'm just asking!!" Now i'm just fucking like "OMG he is about to eat my fucking children" but he doesnt and he lets everyone go and i think i wrote logan a ticket, i mean it was his 21st birthday but there was alcohol and shit everywhere so he had to say a little something was going down!!! So we leave that party and go to the fall back place, Katie's house!!! We get there and party for a little bit and a fucking car gets broken into and hte cops come and everyone, especially me, freaks out and we're just all over the place, away from the house hoping the cop doesnt come get us!!! So hte cops say they dont give a shit and they leave and we continue partying!!! A friend almost gets into a fight with some random douche bag but its all good cause you know how dem paty boys do!!! People leave and shit, me jose and ely have an hour long conversation on the porch, then go inside!! ely and jose lay down with angela and i lay down with carly and me and carly are like borderline passed out while ely jose and angela are having a kick ass discussion about anything and everything!! i get through passing out and i go into the other room and lay down on angelas thigh and we all just talk!!! they start spooning((leaving me out to dry....or masturbate!!!)) and i get on the computer and start doing dunny shit!!! they fall asleep and now i'm just up!! it's been like htis for likee the past hour and a half and i'm just facebooking, myspacing and everything else away!!! my hands are tired cause carly's keyboard is stiff than a dick on viagra!!! So i'm out!! fun times i tell ya, fun times!!!!!!!!!!