May 1st is Beltane!
Light your bonfires and drive your cattle between them! Slip into the woods for indiscriminate sexual encounters! Dance around a May Pole... or a May Hole, whichever pleases you.
Then write some fun fictionalized versions of your adventures and post them here! You know that 'we must have sex for the crops to grow' fic you've been meaning to write? You know the one I mean. Get to it!
Like the garland around your May Pole, like hemlock upon your fire...
Then write some fun fictionalized versions of your adventures and post them here! You know that 'we must have sex for the crops to grow' fic you've been meaning to write? You know the one I mean. Get to it!
Like the garland around your May Pole, like hemlock upon your fire...