[newtypeshadow] the church of bubble wrap

[newtypeshadow]

Title: The Church of Bubble Wrap
Author: newtypeshadow
Rating: PG
Fandom: Original
Pairing: none
Wordcount: ~620
Warnings: Given the inspiration, the tone is not what you'd expect.

Comments

[alice_montrose]

He shops at Book Depository?

And this looks so much like a scene from a Hollywood college flick, it's not even funny.

... okay, it's very funny. But I didn't just say that.

[newtypeshadow]

Until you told me about Book Depository, I was Unlearned in the ways of its Wonderful. ^_^

I'm glad the fic was amusing! In the meantime...I should totally call Hollywood! ^_~

[alice_montrose]

Heeee! I ship from the same supplier as Packington! My books are magic, whee!

Edit: Also, the meaning of his name is not lost on me. Yay, hidden meanings and innuendos!

[newtypeshadow]

Innuendo is the bestest thing ever, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. *waggles eyebrows*

All books should be magic in some way. Certainly, they were magic when written! After publication, though, it's up to readers to recognize that magic for what it is and let it transport them or make them grow tall.

...Yes, I love books, why do you ask? ^_~

[newtypeshadow]

Thanks! I'm pleased you thought it both creepy and funny--I love that combination. ^__^

[mee_eep]

ooo chilling tone yet such a funny image, well done :D

[newtypeshadow]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed those aspects of the story! ^__^

[rappleart3]

Wow. Who knew bubble wrap had such power? Way to go, Packington, for harnessing it! Who cares if you make a couple dozen (or hundred) slaves along the way, then kill them all in the end? You found the magic in bubble wrap!

I agree with everyone else, creepy yet really quite funny XD

[newtypeshadow]

Oh, it's hard to deny the poppable power of bubble wrap! It's such an enthralling process, popping those air bubbles! ^___^

Ah, Packington. He really doesn't care if they live or die when he's done with them. *sigh* XD

I'm glad you had fun with this!

[iriththedreamer]

Yay, you posted this! It's awesome, and Packington (which is the perfect name) is so sinister.

This just goes to show why you should NEVER exile the evil yet creative man to some far away dimension. His revenge ideas are creepy.

[newtypeshadow]

I did indeed! ^___^ I'm glad you found Packington's name fitting--and his person sinister!

Exiling evil people is generally a mistake. Unless you know they'll learn a lesson and be Not Evil Anymore, they generally just come back later hellbent on revenge. *sigh*