Bye Bye Burt Reynolds :(

[holiday_latte]

So today I cook my trukey that I've obviously names Burt Reynolds. I am a true believer that one must develop a close relationship with the bird in which you are about to stick your hand up its butt. Upon telling my grandfather this, he pointed out that Burt Reynolds might indeed be a Bertha Reynolds...hmmm....how do you really tell? Am I supposed to be looking for a little turkey penis?!?! Anyhoo, I'm going to start cooking this feast, but I wanted to dedicate this post to Burt Reynolds. He was such a brave bird, and oh how I shall enjoy him so!
Happy Thanksgiving to all!!!