evil_whimsey, pandoraculpa; Abort, Fail, Retry, part one; NC-17

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Title: Abort, Fail, Retry
Author: evil_whimsey
Artist: pandoraculpa
Summary: They can't seem to do anything right together, but still Doumeki is there.
Rating: NC-17

The prompt:
In-character Watanuki/Doumeki or Doumeki/Watanuki Fail!Sex, because we never get to read it, at least not in this fandom

Comments

[ekaterin24]

Oh, wow.

This is one of my favorite bits:
"Halfway to school, that glare crawled up, over his shoulder, scorching his earlobe as the Person of No Consequence who just happened to be following along..."

And I love how the kissing comes out of nowhere, and from Watanuki! Also that they are both *terrible* kissers.

OMG the retry! So hot, and they both can barely think. The bits of dialogue there are awesome, and so in character!

[evil_whimsey]

Hee! Okay, here's where I have to confess that I spent the first half of this story just cackling at these two. And then I had to figure out what the whole mess was actually about, which was a damn sight more challenging.

I also love Watanuki for being the only person insane (or possibly dense) enough to see no relationship at all between his desire to thump Doumeki a good one or else screw him into the mattress. You can get away with so much crazy, with a character this lacking in self-knowledge or introspection.

[wicked_liz]

Watanuki is so amazingly written in this! <3 It truly makes me miss him being an irrational spazz. I cracked up at his thought processes, or lack thereof.

That Watanuki does the pouncing (IN PUBLIC!) just adds to the comedy. Great stuff!

[evil_whimsey]

I would love to tell you how much I appreciate your comments, and how fun Watanuki is to wind up and watch him spin. Really I would. But I'm too busy staring at your icon and choking on my tongue.

My god, he is sinfully delicious. No wonder Doumeki can't keep his mouth to himself.