Dwarves are good things

[holfastgardner]

*stretches, cautiously* Ooh, good, I didn't break anything. Gotta remember to stay out of trees.

Gertrude was nice and got me some ice. Course, then I froze my bum, but that's ok. It stopped hurting.

I should get Gertrude a present. What do dwarves like, shiny things? Pretty rocks? *ponders*