New Pics and random fhumor
I posted new pics on my Myspace page. I don't trust the limited views that Livejournal has to offer (sorry LJ). They can be found at http://www.myspace.com/holeyman1 Enjoy
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Bob goes to NYC for a business trip, and after a stressful day decides to go out. While out, he hears about this bar in the empire state building, so he decides to give it a try.
He gets on the elevator and goes up to the 53rd floor, where the bar is reputed to be. Upon exiting, he sees the bar and orders a drink
As he's looking around the bar, some drunk sidles up to him and says to the bartender, "Hey Ernie, tell my new friend here about the windcurrents."
Bartender says, "No, I don't think he'd really want to hear about them. "Windcurrents?" Bob says. "What about them?"
The drunk explains to him, "Well at this height, the wind does funny things. You can jump out of the window, and they're so strong, that they'll let u hover for a minute and then set you back inside like nothing happened."
Bob's thinking the drunk's off his rocker, so he says to him, "Prove it."
Without hesitation, the drunk opens a window, jumps out, and a second later comes back in through the open window quite unharmed.
"WOW! I've never seen anything like that!!" Bob says incredulously to the drunk
"It's all physics and meteorology at this height," said the drunk
"Do it again!"
And so, once again the drunk jumped out the window. Once again he floated back inside like nothing happened
Now, Bob's so impressed that he's got to try it, so he asks if there's anything special he has to do. The drunk replies that there's not a special trick to it, all he has to do is trust the wind and he'll be fine.
So Bob jumps out the window and waits for the miraculous windcurrent to send him fluttering back through the window.... it doesn't happen.
Poor Bob falls 53 stories to hit the pavement below with a mighty *SPLAT*
Ernie the bartender at this point turns to the drunk and exclaims, "You know, you're a real bastard when you're drunk Superman!!!"
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Bob goes to NYC for a business trip, and after a stressful day decides to go out. While out, he hears about this bar in the empire state building, so he decides to give it a try.
He gets on the elevator and goes up to the 53rd floor, where the bar is reputed to be. Upon exiting, he sees the bar and orders a drink
As he's looking around the bar, some drunk sidles up to him and says to the bartender, "Hey Ernie, tell my new friend here about the windcurrents."
Bartender says, "No, I don't think he'd really want to hear about them. "Windcurrents?" Bob says. "What about them?"
The drunk explains to him, "Well at this height, the wind does funny things. You can jump out of the window, and they're so strong, that they'll let u hover for a minute and then set you back inside like nothing happened."
Bob's thinking the drunk's off his rocker, so he says to him, "Prove it."
Without hesitation, the drunk opens a window, jumps out, and a second later comes back in through the open window quite unharmed.
"WOW! I've never seen anything like that!!" Bob says incredulously to the drunk
"It's all physics and meteorology at this height," said the drunk
"Do it again!"
And so, once again the drunk jumped out the window. Once again he floated back inside like nothing happened
Now, Bob's so impressed that he's got to try it, so he asks if there's anything special he has to do. The drunk replies that there's not a special trick to it, all he has to do is trust the wind and he'll be fine.
So Bob jumps out the window and waits for the miraculous windcurrent to send him fluttering back through the window.... it doesn't happen.
Poor Bob falls 53 stories to hit the pavement below with a mighty *SPLAT*
Ernie the bartender at this point turns to the drunk and exclaims, "You know, you're a real bastard when you're drunk Superman!!!"