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Sep 28, 2006 15:18


so yea this is wahts going on with me... 
1 crush
2 days outta the week dedicated to play practice
3 papers to write for next week
4 reasons why i dont know why i even applied for yearbook and y im on it @ all
5 days of school that drive me crazy
6 crazy freidns taht make me wanna laugh and then kill them

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:



Thursday, December 23rd 2060
At the tender age of 71 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:





Contagious Disease (30%)




Drowning (7%)




Confusion (3%)




"Cleaning your Rifle" (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:


20,071,871 people have taken The Death Test.

Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.

70% of test takers have hairy nipples.

9% have had team sex.

3% work in the adult entertainment industry.

And 19658 people claim to have leprosy.
now lets see if that happens
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