It's just this easy.
I too am concerned only with the truth. I know this will only stir up a lot of trouble where trouble is not needed, but maybe it will make people want to talk to me.
It is in this spirit of truthfulness that I would like to share with you all the following conversation between Gator and Jesus.
Gator: I like that hat, Jesus. Where'd you get that?
Jesus: I'd rather not say.
Gator: Well that's not very Jesusly of you.
Jesus: Well you know, I don't want everyone wearing hats like this.
Gator: No, I understand completely. I'm just saying it's not very Jesusly. You know, sacrifice the hat for mankind and all that.
Jesus: I really like this hat.
Gator: No, I get that. It's a nice hat.
Jesus: Part of the reason I bought this hat was because I hadn't seen anyone else with a hat like this.
Gator: Chill out, Jesus. I'm not saying I want to buy a hat like that. I was just making conversation. Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
Jesus: I'ma smite you.
Gator: You stole my I'ma! You can't smite me! I'ma smite you!
Jesus: What's crappening?
Gator: That's my line too! You thought you'd seen a crucifiction? I'ma show you a crucifiction, you filthy hippie bastard!
Elvis: Oh great, now you've gone and made him angry.
And Jason? I know you've washed your hands of this. I know you've got some serious real life things going on right now. I'd be happy to get you out golfing if you need a break.
It is in this spirit of truthfulness that I would like to share with you all the following conversation between Gator and Jesus.
Gator: I like that hat, Jesus. Where'd you get that?
Jesus: I'd rather not say.
Gator: Well that's not very Jesusly of you.
Jesus: Well you know, I don't want everyone wearing hats like this.
Gator: No, I understand completely. I'm just saying it's not very Jesusly. You know, sacrifice the hat for mankind and all that.
Jesus: I really like this hat.
Gator: No, I get that. It's a nice hat.
Jesus: Part of the reason I bought this hat was because I hadn't seen anyone else with a hat like this.
Gator: Chill out, Jesus. I'm not saying I want to buy a hat like that. I was just making conversation. Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.
Jesus: I'ma smite you.
Gator: You stole my I'ma! You can't smite me! I'ma smite you!
Jesus: What's crappening?
Gator: That's my line too! You thought you'd seen a crucifiction? I'ma show you a crucifiction, you filthy hippie bastard!
Elvis: Oh great, now you've gone and made him angry.
And Jason? I know you've washed your hands of this. I know you've got some serious real life things going on right now. I'd be happy to get you out golfing if you need a break.