Still here, still awesome.
I think we've proven that there are better ways to end a hockey game than a shootout.
The new rule change ideas are all stupid. Mainly because noone took the time to ask me, the most brilliant hockey mind of our time. Of course, no one wants to hear "Contract the league you stupid fat fucks". Here's how to make the league great...
Washington? You are the weakest link. Sell off your players straight up for garage sale cash and go to hell. Then I'm thinking send the Stars back to Minny, trash the Wild, goodbye Carolina, Florida, and Nashville. Send Atlanta to Winnepeg and Tampa Bay to Regina. Buffalo can exist, but they have to combine with Columbus and axe half their shitty players. They can play in Buffalo though. Columbus is a stupid place to have an NHL franchise. San Jose can stay, but they need to disband Anaheim and give their decent guys to San Jose's team, which should not wear horrible aqua jerseys. All third jerseys, "vintage" jerseys, and horrible horrible ugly normal jerseys (you heard me Nashville) should be burned at a huge bonfire at an outdoor game. Except Vancouver, who should make their "vintage" jerseys into their regular jerseys.
No-touch icing is an okay idea, but other than that all the ideas are crap. Except for maybe the no tie game thing. Possibly. Maybe.
But just think how much more talent there would be in the league with only 20 teams. And some blowhard chubby Detroit player and his family of nutjobs can have all the NHL's plumbers for their own league.
Anyway, our team is once again awesome. But holy crap they're a bunch of whiners. Fighting back and forth or crying in the dressingroom like a bunch of girls they are. Gaymos. They never change.
The new rule change ideas are all stupid. Mainly because noone took the time to ask me, the most brilliant hockey mind of our time. Of course, no one wants to hear "Contract the league you stupid fat fucks". Here's how to make the league great...
Washington? You are the weakest link. Sell off your players straight up for garage sale cash and go to hell. Then I'm thinking send the Stars back to Minny, trash the Wild, goodbye Carolina, Florida, and Nashville. Send Atlanta to Winnepeg and Tampa Bay to Regina. Buffalo can exist, but they have to combine with Columbus and axe half their shitty players. They can play in Buffalo though. Columbus is a stupid place to have an NHL franchise. San Jose can stay, but they need to disband Anaheim and give their decent guys to San Jose's team, which should not wear horrible aqua jerseys. All third jerseys, "vintage" jerseys, and horrible horrible ugly normal jerseys (you heard me Nashville) should be burned at a huge bonfire at an outdoor game. Except Vancouver, who should make their "vintage" jerseys into their regular jerseys.
No-touch icing is an okay idea, but other than that all the ideas are crap. Except for maybe the no tie game thing. Possibly. Maybe.
But just think how much more talent there would be in the league with only 20 teams. And some blowhard chubby Detroit player and his family of nutjobs can have all the NHL's plumbers for their own league.
Anyway, our team is once again awesome. But holy crap they're a bunch of whiners. Fighting back and forth or crying in the dressingroom like a bunch of girls they are. Gaymos. They never change.