Trailer Park Man Speaks His Mind
holdyourtongues: stupid haired gaymo! trailer parks have internet now?
goldensmyth: *blinks slowly* ... hello to you too.
goldensmyth: was there a particular reason for that?
holdyourtongues: nope. just curious. do you have to put down the can of coors or the unfiltered smokes to type?
goldensmyth: I live a house, Coach.
goldensmyth: and if I smoked, there'd be no way that I could play on a hockey team. So thus ... theory disproven.
holdyourtongues: Yes, yes. You trailer folk get so annoyed with us normal folk. Okay, fine, I see your point. A trailer is a house too.
goldensmyth: My house is firmly planted on the ground in a nice suburb. What do you have against me anyway?
holdyourtongues: I have nothing against you. I even let your people cut in front of me at 7-11 when I'm filling my car with gas and you're buying Jugs magazine and Slim Jims.
goldensmyth: my people?
goldensmyth: are you .. alright?
holdyourtongues: Yeah, you know... mulleted trailer folk.
goldensmyth: I don't have a mullet. I've cut my hair. I live in a suburb and I'm out of the team's metaphorical doghouse.
holdyourtongues: Technically it's not a metaphor, but okay, trailer park boy.
goldensmyth: this is a lost cause trying to convince you otherwise, isn't it? Even if y'know, a trailer park resident wouldn't have the kind of extensive vocabulary I've been demonstrating, but so be it.
holdyourtongues: "y'know"... hahaha, you trailer folk kill me with your silly trailer vernacular.
goldensmyth: your simple mindedness amuses me.
holdyourtongues: ooh! trailer boy with a swing back at me! was that what one of the people on the moving picture box called one of the others?
goldensmyth: you baffle me, you truly do.
holdyourtongues: Aw, it's okay. Maybe one day you can live amongst us town folk with our flashy suits and cars with FOUR tires.
goldensmyth: *sarcastic* Wow, you mean it? You truly mean it?
holdyourtongues: Yep. See, around "these parts" cars are seldom on blocks in front yards. We... drive them!
goldensmyth: -_-;;;