Ridiculous
Traded to Florida? For what? An orange grove? God no we didn't trade our captain, one of our top d-men without any warning whatsoever. What kind of retarded monkeys do they have running these sports TV stations?
So Kevin calls me up a solid five minutes after I fall asleep to ask me if I have any idea where our two goony blueliners might be at. Call them, I say. They can't be reached on their cells, he says. Call their houses, numbnuts, I add. And ask their wives what? It's 2am... Do you know where your slightly off-centre, emotional, depressed, and sleep-deprived husbands are? he says... Good point.
So if any of you guys are still awake and have some idea where to find Dumb and Dumber, let us know. Or go tell the Zombie Captain that he can rest easy.
So Kevin calls me up a solid five minutes after I fall asleep to ask me if I have any idea where our two goony blueliners might be at. Call them, I say. They can't be reached on their cells, he says. Call their houses, numbnuts, I add. And ask their wives what? It's 2am... Do you know where your slightly off-centre, emotional, depressed, and sleep-deprived husbands are? he says... Good point.
So if any of you guys are still awake and have some idea where to find Dumb and Dumber, let us know. Or go tell the Zombie Captain that he can rest easy.