Coach's pet?!?!?

[holdyourtongues]

First of all, I don't like any of my players. Horc plays on the top two lines because we are desperately short of talent. Hence, our abyssmal game last night.

Second, why do these kids suck so badly, when I am so awesome? It just doesn't make sense.

Comments

[ales_hemsky]

Maybe you could give me a room change, and I would magically become better.

[shawnhorcoff10]

aww man, coach. And all this time i thought i was your favorite person *rolls eyes*

[tommy_salo]

Your middle name is Hubris, sir :)