Willy Wonka and his Oompaloompas
So Peter has discovered that he is a boy. Whenever his diaper comes off his hand goes down and GRABS his little boy parts HARD. Makes me wince in pain.
The other day I was changing his diaper and he reached down and grabbed him self and I laughed and for some reason unknown to me I said Are you grabbing your Willy Wonka? Phil heard me say this and said I'm not aloud to call it that...I said why not its perfect His Willy Wonka and Oompaloompas!
Phil said he'll never be able to watch the movie now. And I got to thinking is that really such a bad thing? I mean Gene Wilder's version creeped me out and Johnny Depp's version sucked.
But I guess he's right I shouldnt call his Junior Manhood silly names
The other day I was changing his diaper and he reached down and grabbed him self and I laughed and for some reason unknown to me I said Are you grabbing your Willy Wonka? Phil heard me say this and said I'm not aloud to call it that...I said why not its perfect His Willy Wonka and Oompaloompas!
Phil said he'll never be able to watch the movie now. And I got to thinking is that really such a bad thing? I mean Gene Wilder's version creeped me out and Johnny Depp's version sucked.
But I guess he's right I shouldnt call his Junior Manhood silly names