Paris scoffed at Hisoka's clumsiness. Honestly, who was this kid? Albeit, he was a great Quidditch player (when he wasn't LATE to practices), and Paris was glad to have him on the team... But the kid was a bloody disaster!
He could hardly watch as Hisoka fell over. Instead, he directed his gaze toward Illiad and he raised his eyebrows. "Where are the rest of these dumbasses? Apparently the rest of them want to lose this next game, just like this fool right here."
Paris actually chuckled, bending over to pick his broom up.
He scowled when Illiad suggested to call the meeting off. Only then did he realize that they had three members currently at practice, and God only knew where the rest of them were. Paris was tempted to kick one of the other members off and replace him with his little cousin, Octavian...
"Cancel practice, Illiad?" he asked again, almost verifying that that was indeed what Illiad had said. "You're right, it isn't worth it. But then this little stray cat would've wandered out for nothing."
Paris glared dangerously at Hisoka. "What do you think, Byrd? Since apparently the lot of you want to lose the next match, why don't we just call of practice? Then you can go back to the castle and knit the pair of socks you've always wanted, hm? Gah, you and your idiot friend Takurai."
He sighed and massaged his temples, leaning on his Nimbus 2001 casually.
They must've been spending too much time together, for that was a bitch-fit worthy of only Illiad Hawkins. Who was feeling greatly aroused at this point.
"Takurai? Wait. This one is friends with Takurai? Which one?" Illiad asked, homing in now that the discussion had been brought up. Well, it made sense! Unless it was the oaf Takurai who spent way too much time sniffing Bacchus' asshole to be put to any good.
Hisoka jilted as he was yelled at, dropping his broom yet again. He scrambled for it, catching the wooden handle before it hit the ground.
"Chen-sempai!" he squeaked, before he could figure out that this was probably not only a bad idea, but also the WORST IDEA IN THE WORLD.
Paris couldn't help but laugh along with Illiad. Those two clowns fit perfectly well together: Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Also known as Chen Takurai and Hisoka Byrd. Ugh, at least Byrd could play Quidditch...
"Oh, indeed," he chuckled, turning to Illiad. "Don't they make a fine pair? Ugh, how disgusting..."
Paris rolled his eyes and lifted his broom. He aimed a hit against Hisoka's broom stick, aiming to get the damn thing to fall out of the boy's hands again. It was too amusing to pick on this kid!
"Christ, are we gonna practice or what, Byrd? You don't look like you're in the mood," Paris taunted, looking the boy over. "If you want to go cry in the trophy closet with your 'sempai', then be my guest. Why would you want to be here when you could be there?"
Paris scoffed and rolled his eyes, glancing briefly at Illiad.
Illiad was smirking as the broom fell and he swung an arm around Paris' shoulder, pulling him closer. Byrd looked like he was about to cry. He didn't even go for his broom again.
"Hsst!" Illiad hissed at his younger teammate, which caused Hisoka to start, fearfully. "Run off, Byrd! Get! Go find Takurai and coach him through his damnable stutter!" Illiad laughed.
Hisoka didn't waste any time picking up his broom. He bolted, the wings of his scarf flying high behind him. It wasn't clear if he was crying, but he was most certainly upset about what had happened.
Illiad, however, was not.
"That was good," he said, wiping tears from his laughter out of his eyes. "I didn't know those two liked one another! Ridiculous. How did he even make the team, anyways?!" he asked his lover, kissing his cheek. He knew Hisoka was a very good chaser, but still.
Paris grinned darkly as he watched Hisoka bolt away. Snickering wildly, he ran a hand through his hair before shaking it out a bit. Ah, it felt so refreshing-- this picking on underclassmen business. Yes, it made Paris feel better about himself, and he wasn't afraid to admit that.
And Illiad-- Lord! Illiad was a sexy, silver-tongued fox. Paris couldn't prevent the swell of pride within him as Illiad chased Hisoka away with his delectable hisses.
"Oh, you were fabulous," Paris chuckled, turning to return Illiad's kiss on the cheek. "Mmm, the kid's a good player, but... God, Takurai? Give me a break."
Sighing, he leaned his head on top of Illiad's and he pulled him closer. "Well, so much for Quidditch practice. We'll have to call another... Or just go without one."
Paris shook his head and snickered. Sometimes his team was just pathetic. Today was a prime example of this.
"Mm, are you cold, love? We've been waiting here for awhile. Should we head back to the common room? Or can I shag you here?"
He added the last bit with a seductive grin and a kiss on Illiad's neck.
"I don't shag in nature," Illiad said, raising an eyebrow, suddenly cold. And not temperature wise. "Not in the cold. Not anymore."
He sighed and knew that he might have just ruined the mood, so he pulled Paris close to him and looked up into his eyes.
"No, darling," he amended, quickly. "I want you in the warmth. C'mon. We'll go to a classroom with a grate and we'll lock the doors. Do you like hot chocolate?" he asked. He liked it, but only when it was dark, and luckily, he had some ingredients for that.
"We will curl up in the fire, yeah? And be warm and loved. I would like that."
Paris furrowed his eyebrows in curiosity and slight worry. The tone in Illiad's voice had suggested something bad, but Paris didn't know what it was. He had to suppress his curiosity.
"Whatever you say, cara mia," he continued in a low voice. Paris couldn't hide the worry in his voice, but he quickly moved the conversation along. He smiled at Illiad's suggestion. "I love hot chocolate, Illiad."
He was about to add that he preferred it dark, but Illiad was thinking the same thought at the same thought, apparently! They were on the same wavelength a great deal of the time, actually...
"Mmmm," Paris purred, holding Illiad close to his chest. "I would like that as well, love. Come, let's go back to the castle. Our Quidditch team has failed us, eh?"
Gripping his broom tightly in one hand, Paris used his other hand to tug on Illiad's lovingly.
He could hardly watch as Hisoka fell over. Instead, he directed his gaze toward Illiad and he raised his eyebrows. "Where are the rest of these dumbasses? Apparently the rest of them want to lose this next game, just like this fool right here."
Paris actually chuckled, bending over to pick his broom up.
He scowled when Illiad suggested to call the meeting off. Only then did he realize that they had three members currently at practice, and God only knew where the rest of them were. Paris was tempted to kick one of the other members off and replace him with his little cousin, Octavian...
"Cancel practice, Illiad?" he asked again, almost verifying that that was indeed what Illiad had said. "You're right, it isn't worth it. But then this little stray cat would've wandered out for nothing."
Paris glared dangerously at Hisoka. "What do you think, Byrd? Since apparently the lot of you want to lose the next match, why don't we just call of practice? Then you can go back to the castle and knit the pair of socks you've always wanted, hm? Gah, you and your idiot friend Takurai."
He sighed and massaged his temples, leaning on his Nimbus 2001 casually.
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They must've been spending too much time together, for that was a bitch-fit worthy of only Illiad Hawkins. Who was feeling greatly aroused at this point.
"Takurai? Wait. This one is friends with Takurai? Which one?" Illiad asked, homing in now that the discussion had been brought up. Well, it made sense! Unless it was the oaf Takurai who spent way too much time sniffing Bacchus' asshole to be put to any good.
Hisoka jilted as he was yelled at, dropping his broom yet again. He scrambled for it, catching the wooden handle before it hit the ground.
"Chen-sempai!" he squeaked, before he could figure out that this was probably not only a bad idea, but also the WORST IDEA IN THE WORLD.
Illiad laughed.
Oh, how he laughed!
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"Oh, indeed," he chuckled, turning to Illiad. "Don't they make a fine pair? Ugh, how disgusting..."
Paris rolled his eyes and lifted his broom. He aimed a hit against Hisoka's broom stick, aiming to get the damn thing to fall out of the boy's hands again. It was too amusing to pick on this kid!
"Christ, are we gonna practice or what, Byrd? You don't look like you're in the mood," Paris taunted, looking the boy over. "If you want to go cry in the trophy closet with your 'sempai', then be my guest. Why would you want to be here when you could be there?"
Paris scoffed and rolled his eyes, glancing briefly at Illiad.
"Tch, this is a waste of our time, Illiad."
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Illiad was smirking as the broom fell and he swung an arm around Paris' shoulder, pulling him closer. Byrd looked like he was about to cry. He didn't even go for his broom again.
"Hsst!" Illiad hissed at his younger teammate, which caused Hisoka to start, fearfully. "Run off, Byrd! Get! Go find Takurai and coach him through his damnable stutter!" Illiad laughed.
Hisoka didn't waste any time picking up his broom. He bolted, the wings of his scarf flying high behind him. It wasn't clear if he was crying, but he was most certainly upset about what had happened.
Illiad, however, was not.
"That was good," he said, wiping tears from his laughter out of his eyes. "I didn't know those two liked one another! Ridiculous. How did he even make the team, anyways?!" he asked his lover, kissing his cheek. He knew Hisoka was a very good chaser, but still.
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And Illiad-- Lord! Illiad was a sexy, silver-tongued fox. Paris couldn't prevent the swell of pride within him as Illiad chased Hisoka away with his delectable hisses.
"Oh, you were fabulous," Paris chuckled, turning to return Illiad's kiss on the cheek. "Mmm, the kid's a good player, but... God, Takurai? Give me a break."
Sighing, he leaned his head on top of Illiad's and he pulled him closer. "Well, so much for Quidditch practice. We'll have to call another... Or just go without one."
Paris shook his head and snickered. Sometimes his team was just pathetic. Today was a prime example of this.
"Mm, are you cold, love? We've been waiting here for awhile. Should we head back to the common room? Or can I shag you here?"
He added the last bit with a seductive grin and a kiss on Illiad's neck.
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He sighed and knew that he might have just ruined the mood, so he pulled Paris close to him and looked up into his eyes.
"No, darling," he amended, quickly. "I want you in the warmth. C'mon. We'll go to a classroom with a grate and we'll lock the doors. Do you like hot chocolate?" he asked. He liked it, but only when it was dark, and luckily, he had some ingredients for that.
"We will curl up in the fire, yeah? And be warm and loved. I would like that."
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"Whatever you say, cara mia," he continued in a low voice. Paris couldn't hide the worry in his voice, but he quickly moved the conversation along. He smiled at Illiad's suggestion. "I love hot chocolate, Illiad."
He was about to add that he preferred it dark, but Illiad was thinking the same thought at the same thought, apparently! They were on the same wavelength a great deal of the time, actually...
"Mmmm," Paris purred, holding Illiad close to his chest. "I would like that as well, love. Come, let's go back to the castle. Our Quidditch team has failed us, eh?"
Gripping his broom tightly in one hand, Paris used his other hand to tug on Illiad's lovingly.
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