dream 004 ¤ [video]

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Ah, Cocona-chan, that Ditto you gave me...it worked, in the end.

[ The camera pans over to settle on Watanuki's Porygon, Akiba, blinking at a sizeable clutch of eight. ]

I have no idea how all of that came from Akiba, though...

[ And tbph he's pretty sure he'd rather not know. MOVING ON. ]I'll sell them, I suppose--we can say 5000P, to start? I

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[p2iioniichacker]

Hold on, Porygonth are thuppothed to be able to do all of that...? Fuck, mine really ith retarded.

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[holdsleftovers]

Ah, Sollux-kun! [ Hello, person he's been meaning to speak to. Sup. ]

Akiba could do it, as soon as I showed it a computer. Yours can't?

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[p2iioniichacker]

No, Dithathterithk ith pretty much a complete idiot thtill.

And bipolar. At leatht, I think tho.

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[holdsleftovers]

I've never met another porygon besides Akiba...you shouldn't call it names, though, it'll never improve that way.

[ lmao wata like you can even talk ]

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[p2iioniichacker]

Okay, fine then. Half the time he jutht thitth there thtaring into thpathe like an idiot. And the other half the time he'th bipolar.

And I think there'th pretty much jutht no hope for him at thith point. He won't even rethpond if anyone elthe thayth hith name.

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[holdsleftovers]

Maybe it doesn't communicate like a regular pokemon? Akiba could try talking to it.

[ He motions to the pink-and-blue creature hovering behind him. ]

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[p2iioniichacker]

Well, if you want to try I won't thtop you but I don't think there'th much hope for it at thith point, really. My luthuth wath the thame back home, even after thickth thweepth he thtill wath a complete moron motht of the time. And I don't have any mind honey here to try making Dithathterithk any thmarter like I did on Alternia.

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[holdsleftovers]

[ Okay, now he's just curious. ]

Mind...honey? It makes people smarter?

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[p2iioniichacker]

Well... It enhantheth thychic ability, really, but it make my luthuth thmarter. It jutht maketh me kind of get overloaded and not able to control my powerth any more. It'th pretty dangerouth to have around.

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[holdsleftovers]

[ Right. That 'lusus' creature...like a guardian, wasn't it? ]

Psychic powers? You're a medium?

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[p2iioniichacker]

No, I'm a thionic. I can't uthe any of my powerth here though, and it kind of thuckth. Although not hearing the thcreaming any more ith a nithe change I gueth.

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[holdsleftovers]

[ Oh awesome, freaky-ass powers buddy GET ]

Not having powers...it is a bit of a relief, isn't it? Here I don't have to worry about getting eaten.

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[p2iioniichacker]

Getting eaten? Okay, I don't know what kind of powerth you're talking about but I'm glubbing glad I don't have the thame oneth you do.

It ith nithe for thome thingth though. Like actually being able to hear mythelf think and not getting thothe thtupid migraineth all the time. I do with I could thtill fly and thtuff, though.

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[holdsleftovers]

I could see ghosts and spirits. They often thought I was delicious, and tried to consume me.

[ Expression of total misery. ] I'm glad you don't get migraines, though, that sounds painful.

[ Flying, on the other hand? Badass. ]

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[p2iioniichacker]

One of my friendth could talk to ghothtth and thpiritth, the heard their voitheth a lot. The could thummon them, too.

Yeah, they were. I gueth that'th jutht what happenth when no matter what you do you can hear the thcreamth of everyone who'th going to die. It maketh lotth of thingth kind of hard to do. The vithionth of doom are nithe to have gone, too.

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[holdsleftovers]

[ Holy shit man, that sounds horrific. ] That makes me glad I can't see the future. If I stand in one place too long, spirits start to appear. [ Unless That Douchebag is around. ]

Sometimes I see dead people, but... [ There was that one time with the dead child buried under magnolia tree. He remembers holding her crumbling hand. ] ...they're not usually that bad.